To My Pez Collection
(To the tune of "The Rainbow Connection")
Copyright 2012 JoePez Publications

Why are there so many Pez on the store shelves
That I have already got?
I’m out ev’ry weekend, hopin’ and seekin’,
A Pez score would sure hit the spot
Some say that I should not be so persistent
But sooner or later they’ll see,
Someday I’ll add more to my Pez collection
Dispensers, displaying so sweet

Who said that every Pez that ever existed
Would be found in my display?
All that I’m askin’, is ev’ry now and then
For Pez fortune to flip my way
It’s so infecting to be Pez collecting,
The next one could be down the street
Someday I’ll add more to my Pez collection
Dispensers, displaying so sweet

Checkin’ the checkout display,
Wishin’ for some kind of magic…

I’ve got a feeling this might be the moment,
The Pez drought is destined to pass,
Or maybe it’s nothin’, but I’ll still keep huntin’ 
And I’ve got a full tank of gas
I’ve felt it too many times to ignore it,
The thrill of Pez discovery
Someday I’ll add more to my Pez collection

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