Me Out To The Pez Store (To the tune of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame")
Copyright 2003 JoePez Publications
Take me out
to the Pez store,
Take me out right away,
Buy me dispensers and refill packs,
I don't care if I ever get back!
For it's load, dispense, and then reload,
If there's no Pez we'll get more,
For it's two, five, ten bucks we'll spend
At the old Pez store.