Kentucky Flea Mart
(To the tune of "Kentucky Woman")
Copyright 2005 JoePez Publications

Kentucky flea mart
I noticed your ad in the local rag
Hopped in the car and took off,
And didn't think of lookin' back.
And I'm hoping
God knows I'm hoping,

Kentucky flea mart,
If you got some Pez there
Oh, I'll make an offer,
Kentucky flea mart.

Well I ain't the kind
To expect that much out of life these days
But driving towards you
Makes me think there's a chance I'll be amazed
And I'm hoping,
God knows I'm hoping,

Kentucky flea mart,
If you got some Pez there
Oh, I'll make an offer,
Kentucky flea mart.

I know this much,
It's been so long since that last score
I'm in a clutch,
And all I ask is for one
More Pez deal
Please help out,
I'm talkin' about

Kentucky flea mart,
If you got some Pez there
Oh, I'll make an offer,
Kentucky flea mart.

I know this much,
It's been so long since that last score
I'm in a clutch,
And all I ask is for one
More Pez deal
Please help out,
I'm talkin' about

Kentucky flea mart,
If you got some Pez there
Oh, I'll make an offer,
Kentucky flea mart.
Kentucky flea mart.
Kentucky flea mart.

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