"Get the Pez Dispenser"
(To the tune of "Get the Party Started")
Copyright 2003 JoePez Publications

I'm coming up so you better get the Pez dispenser
I'm coming up so you better get the Pez dispenser

Get this Pez dispenser when it's mint on card,
Find it at a store or at a sale in a yard
Line it on the shelf along with all the rest
Load it with some candy, that would be the best
Put it next to Tweety or to Wolverine,
It will fit right in, if you know what I mean

I'm coming up so you better get the Pez dispenser
I'm coming up so you better get the Pez dispenser

Logging on to eBay for the latest deal,
Bidding on a vintage Pez will be a steal.
Pay by credit card, yeah get your order placed,
Get it shipped priority, there ain't no time to waste
Chat with all your friends about your latest find,
Marvel at the way that your Pez is designed.

I'm coming up so you better get the Pez dispenser
I'm coming up so you better get the Pez dispenser
Get the Pez dispenser!

Checking ev'ry day if the new Pez are in,
Getting disappointed, then again and again
And when you have reached the very end of your rope,
You'll find a bunch of new Pez and you'll find your hope
It's a cruel cycle, yes, I'll give you that
But it is the reason Pez is where it's at

I'm coming up so you better get the Pez dispenser
I'm coming up so you better get the Pez dispenser
I'm coming up so you better get the Pez dispenser
I'm coming up so you better get the Pez dispenser
Get the Pez dispenser
Get the Pez dispenser right now
Get the Pez dispenser
Get the Pez dispenser
Get the Pez dispenser right now

Back to the Pez Song Archive