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eBay Buyer
To the tune of “I'm On Fire" by Bruce Springsteen
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Hey little Pezhead do you got the nerve
There's a vintage Mickey with no reserve
Mm hmm, gettin' down to the wire
Oh oh oh, eBay buyer

Tell me now baby, will your budget allow?
Are you gonna place a bid or buy it now?
Oh no, price is gettin' higher
Oh oh oh, eBay buyer

Sometimes I stop and wonder
How much time, baby you're gonna scroll
For this four-inch plastic
You've got to keep control

At night you wake up with a strong impulse
To surf 50 pages of results
Of Pez for you to acquire
Oh oh oh, eBay buyer
Oh oh oh, eBay buyer
Oh oh oh, eBay buyer

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