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On this single
page,
You'll find all the Pez haikus
From Pezhead Monthly.
Pez Haiku #1
I tilt
my head back
And give my insides to you.
I, Pez dispenser.
Pez Haiku #2
A Pez dispenser:
So like a newborn puppy,
Only housebroken.
Pez Haiku #3
Some Pezheads prefer
"Mint on card," but it's my choice
To pop that blister.
Pez Haiku #3, Revisited
Though some may keep
them
"Mint on card," if you love Pez,
Free, free, set them free.
Pez Haiku #4
You'd better not pout,
Cry, or shout; I'm telling you why:
If you do, no Pez.
Pez Haiku #5
If I were a Pez,
The first thing I think I'd do
Would be to get loaded.
Pez Haiku #6
I wonder if Pez
Talk of us when left alone,
Or if they're speechless.
Pez Haiku #7
I want to run with
The wild horses, as long as they
Lead me to some Pez.
Pez Haiku #8
Sleep soundly, little
One. Tomorrow we head for
The Pez convention.
Pez Haiku #9
What if we were the
Dispensers, and the Pez were
Collectors? Trippy.
Pez Haiku #10
The package says "assorted,"
But the grape and orange flavors
Are sadly missing.
Pez Haiku #11
In life, as in Pez
Dispensers, never forget
The value of a refill.
Pez Haiku #12
Summer arrives this
Month, bringing hot weather
And cool Pez for all.
Pez Haiku #13
Fifty years of Pez,
And yet everyday is
A new beginning.
Pez Haiku #14
Take me out to the
Ballgame, provided there is
A Pez giveaway.
Pez Haiku #15
I thought it was a
Current, but alas! The stem
Proclaimed "3.9."
Pez Haiku #16
Trick or Treat, smell
my
Feet, give me something good to
Eat. Pez will suffice.
Pez Haiku #17
O Dream Dispenser,
I lost you when I received
The outbid notice.
Pez Haiku #18
Dashing through the
snow
Makes it rather hard to load
A Pez dispenser.
Pez Haiku #19
When the New Years
ball
Dropped, my fear was that some Pez
Was trapped beneath it.
Pez Haiku #20
If a diamond is
Forever, then a Pez is
Not too far behind.
Pez Haiku #21
She loves Pez, she
loves
Pez not. She loves Pez, she loves
Pez not… She loves Pez!
Pez Haiku #22
Colorful Pez shelf,
Like a river do you wash
Away the dullness.
Pez Haiku #23
If Pez dispenses
In the woods and no one hears,
Then does it dispense?
Pez Haiku #24
By Min Tonkard
Little plastic things
That drive me out of my mind,
All through my new house.
Pez Haiku #25
I love you, puppy,
But if you get near my Pez,
Kiss your treats goodbye.
Pez Haiku #26
Retro Pez tin sign
With the cool Pez Astronaut,
Fly me to the moon.
Pez Haiku #27
O Canada, why
Must you taunt me with Euro
Pez for ten bucks each?
Pez Haiku #28
If you only have
Two days to live, spend them at
A Pez convention.
Pez Haiku #29
Go to school, young
one.
School will lead to a job, and
Money for more Pez.
Pez Haiku #30
Though temperatures
May drop in these autumn months,
Pez is on the rise.
Pez Haiku #31
What could be better
Than all the Pez in the world?
Finding just one more.
Pez Haiku #32
O little candy,
How do you manage to bring
Such big joy to me?
Pez Haiku #33
It's a brand new year,
But I am proud to report
It's the same ol' Pez.
Pez Haiku #34
I gave you my heart,
So please don't go breaking it
By selling my Pez.
Pez Haiku #35
On St. Patrick's Day,
Ev'ryone's a bit Irish.
Me? I rish for Pez.
Pez Haiku #36
Do April showers
Bring May flowers? I hope they
At least bring some Pez.
Pez Haiku #37
It was ten years back
When Pez came into my life.
It hasn't left since.
Pez Haiku #38
When it hears that
Pez
Is licensing more and more,
My bank account weeps.
Pez Haiku #39
By Min Tonkard
As I eat popcorn
He asks me for a Pez poem,
And so here it is.
Pez Haiku #40
The dog is barking
While I am deep in Pez thought.
Put him outside, please.
Pez Haiku #41
You've reached the
number
Of a devoted Pezhead.
Please leave a message.
Pez Haiku #42
Whenever you load
A Pez dispenser, you know
You're in for a treat.
Pez Haiku #43
The first few days
back
From the big Pez convention:
Waking from a dream.
Pez Haiku #44
Thank you, Hungary,
For taking the time to make
My Boba Fett Pez.
Pez Haiku #45
When a Pumpkin Pez
Is emptied, it is truly
A Pez Hollowing.
Pez Haiku #46
I have one Pez left,
And yet there are two of us.
Let's cut it in half.
Pez Haiku #47
Let's keep the tree
up
One more week, for the sake of
The Pez ornaments.
Pez Haiku #48
O Pez dispensers,
You make my work cubicle
A true oasis.
Pez Haiku #49
March comes in like
a
Lion, goes out like a lamb.
Two great dispensers.
Pez Haiku #50
The new Star Wars
Pez
Have at last arrived in store.
The Pez force is with us.
Pez Haiku #51
Reorganizing?
I am reimagining
My Pez dispensers.
Pez Haiku #52
Gas prices are high,
And soon Pez prices will be, too.
Curse these wretched times.
Pez Haiku #53
Did you hear the one
About the furious Pez?
Man, he really flipped.
Pez Haiku #54
Popcorn needs butter
Much like Pez dispensers need
Tasty Pez candy.
Pez Haiku #55
I'll suffer mullets
And overwhelming incense
For flea market Pez.
Pez Haiku #56
Pezamania:
Follow the candy brick road
To the land of Pez.
Pez Haiku #57
As summer winds down,
I reflect on the season
And all the new Pez.
Pez Haiku #58
The change of seasons:
New weather, new TV shows,
And, I hope, new Pez.
Pez Haiku #59
Can you hear me now?
Good. Now hang up your cell phone
And flip me some Pez.
Pez Haiku #60
An epic meeting
Of collectors: NASCAR is
On Pez dispensers.
Pez Haiku #61
A whole lot of Pez
And little room on the shelf:
Not a good combo.
Pez Haiku #62
O cruel twist of fate,
That Wal-Mart Pez trucks are found
Only at Wal-Mart.
Pez Haiku #63
O Brangelina,
Your charity knows no bounds.
So how 'bout some Pez?
Pez Haiku #64
Like a butterfly,
The prizes at Pez Bingo
Float away from me.
Pez Haiku #65, or A Reflection on the Spring 2006 Laspina Price
Guide
Page Seventy-Four:
Eight hundred is the lowest.
I bow before Pez.
Pez Haiku #66
I'm an optimist:
My Pez bingo card's half full,
And not half empty.
Pez Haiku #67
I've lived true horror:
One time I took the last Pez
And had no refills.
Pez Haiku #68
November Seventh:
Throw the bums out of office;
Replace them with Pez.
Pez Haiku #69
Frankenstein never
Scared me. Pez dispensers do.
Because they are fast.
Pez Haiku #70
I like my Pez like
I like my coffee: loaded
With sugary fun.
Pez Haiku #71
Six hundred dollars
For a PS3? No way!
For a Pez, maybe.
Pez Haiku #72
Two thousand seven:
I resolve to lose some weight
And to gain some Pez.
Pez Haiku #73
I hope the weather
Will soon follow the Pez lead
And bring the spring thing.
Pez Haiku #74
Let's fill the potholes
As we fill the dispensers:
With lots of candy.
Pez Haiku #75
Spring is here again:
My allergies come out like
Pez from dispensers.
Pez Haiku #76
April showers bring
May
Flowers, but I would rather
They bring on the Pez.
Pez Haiku #77
So many sequels
In the movie theater,
But there's just one Pez.
Pez Haiku #78
Father's Day is here,
And I have just one question:
Who's your Pez daddy?
Pez Haiku #79
Sunny day, sweepin'
The clouds away, on my way
To where the Pez is sweet.
Pez Haiku #80
I sometimes wonder
If white dispensers are fine
After Labor Day.
Pez Haiku #81
My DVR's full,
But regarding my Pez shelf,
There's always more room.
Pez Haiku #82
Giant Vader Pez,
You loom atop my PC,
Standing while you Sith.
Pez Haiku #83
I don't care about
Dancing or singing; give me
Pezzing With The Stars.
Pez Haiku #84
In a complex world,
The simplicity of Pez
Is a welcome treat.
Pez Haiku #85
It's c-c-c-cold;
I think some P-P-P-Pez
Would h-h-h-help.
Pez Haiku #86
Mickey Mouse Pez Tin,
You are a welcome surprise
In this checkout lane.
Pez Haiku #87
Iron Man, Batman
And The Hulk? Forget them:
Pez will save the day.
Pez Haiku #88
I see fireworks
Ev'rytime I come across
New Pez dispensers.
Pez Haiku #89
The weatherman says
That more snow is on the way,
Comin' on like Pez.
Pez Haiku #90
Dear US Congress:
In these tough times, how about
A Pezhead bailout?
Pez Haiku #91
I have a new job
And will be stationed at home,
Alongside my Pez.
Pez Haiku #92
My first time in
The Disney Store was magic:
I got some new Pez.
Pez Haiku #93
Batman with logo
Found mint on card: So much for
That Collector's set.
Pez Haiku #94
My fingers do the
Walking, now that my Pez is
On my iPod Touch.
Pez Haiku #95
There is death, divorce,
And despair in today's news.
Time to pop a Pez.
Pez Haiku #96
I dare you to find
A more Peztastic place than
Pezamania.
Pez Haiku #97
There are thirty-five
Calories in a Pez roll.
Perfect diet food.
Pez Haiku #98
Wizard of Oz Pez:
Got the feeling I'm not in
Pezless anymore.
Pez Haiku #99
There's a World Series,
And there is a world of Pez.
Both are grand slams, man.
Pez Haiku #100
Speaking of 3D:
Dispense, Dispense, and Dispense.
Take that, Avatar.
Pez Haiku #101
Winter Olympics:
Watched for two weeks, but sadly
Not one Pez event.
Pez Haiku #102
The iPad is here.
Bigger pictures of my Pez:
Always a good thing.
Pez Haiku número
de ciento tres (Pez Haiku #103)
Cinco De Mayo?
Un dispensador de Pez
Es mucho mejor.
Pez Haiku #104
Bye, Ugly Betty.
So long, Lost and 24.
Hi, Pez conventions!
Pez Haiku #105
For a brief moment
I cared about soccer. Then
It was back to Pez.
Pez Haiku #106
Eternal question:
Team Edward or Team Jacob?
My answer: Team Pez.
Pez Haiku #107
As the oil spills,
I realize that Pez spills
Maybe ain't so bad.
Pez Haiku #108
Lebron may be gone,
But at least Cleveland still has
Pezamania.
Pez Haiku #109
O sweet DVR,
Much like a Pez dispenser,
You're easy to load.
Pez Haiku #110
Bums were voted out,
And more bums were voted in.
Oh well, time for Pez.
Pez Haiku #111
Beatles on iTunes?
That's great! Call me when they are
On Pez dispensers.
Pez Haiku #112
Once it stops snowing,
I really need to get out
And go Pez hunting.
Pez Haiku #113
Verizon iPhone:
People were so overjoyed,
It was like new Pez.
Pez Haiku #114
I've flipped lots
of Pez,
But I haven't flipped as much
As Charlie Sheen has.
Pez Haiku #115
Goodbye Michael Scott;
I hope there is lots of Pez
In Colorado.
Pez Haiku #116
"All My Children":
done.
But all my Pez dispensers?
Just getting started.
Pez Haiku #117
First a vintage piece.
And now, a brand new release:
It's a Thor subject.
Pez Haiku #118
I can build a house
Out of the Pez candy bricks
That I have consumed.
Pez Haiku #119
Oprah quit her show
So she could spend more time with
Her Pez dispensers.
Pez Haiku #120
Candyroll'd: Never
Gonna give Pez up, never
Gonna let Pez down.
Pez Haiku #121,
or, Reflections on Summer Solstice 2011
It's the longest day,
But then again, without Pez,
Ev'ry day is long.
Pez Haiku #122
The Smurfs are alright
In movies, but much better
As Pez dispensers.
Pez Haiku #123
Star Wars on Blu Ray?
It's tempting, but I will pass.
Star Wars Pez? Sure thing.
Pez Haiku #124
So many colors
On the trees and also on
Pez dispenser stems.
Pez Haiku #125
Occupy Wall Street:
Rock on, like dispensers that
Occupy Pez shelves.
Pez
Haiku #126
Rudolph
with your nose
Some new Pez tonight?
Pez
Haiku #127
The end of the world
Is supposed to be this year:
Better get more Pez.
Pez
Haiku #128
The Magic
Kingdom
Would be even more magic
If there was more Pez.
Pez
Haiku #129
O Pez
Police shirt,
You have the right to remain
Totally awesome.
Pez
Haiku #130
An open
letter
To Pez Visitor's Center:
You rock. Regards, Joe.
Pez Haiku #131
Shuffling
through Pez
In a Walmart checkout lane;
Stop staring at me.
Pez Haiku #132
Convention
tension:
It's another dimension,
Needs your attention.
Pez
Haiku #133
One
day I will learn
How to make thirteen
Pez fit
In a dispenser.
Pez Haiku #134
Fast and Furious:
That about sums up how I
Go hunting for Pez.
Pez Haiku #135
In Pacific Rim,
Giant monsters and robots.
No Pez? Giant fail.
Pez Haiku #136
Ben Affleck, Batman:
Another variation
For the collection.
Pez Haiku #137
Pez without candy,
Like Gotham without Batman,
Is a scary thing.
Pez Haiku #138
My registration
And hotel reservation
Bring Pez elation.
Pez Haiku #139
I'm afraid of clowns
Unless they're Pez dispensers,
In which case they're cool.
Pez Haiku #140
The new year will
bring
New Avengers, new Star Wars,
And of course new Pez.
Pez Haiku #141
A Pez dispenser,
Like a heart, should be opened,
Filled with love, and shared.
Pez Haiku #142
Social distancing:
It's good for us, not so much
For our Pez displays.
Pez Haiku #143
IKEA Billy!
When I behold your splendor,
I'm beside my shelf.
Pez Haiku #144
O Golden Spongebob,
I've lost track of the Krogers
Where I've searched for you.
Pez Haiku #145
Burgers that are grilled,
Much like Pez that are displayed,
Sizzle fo' shizzle.
Pez Haiku #146
Empty baseball stands,
Like empty Pez dispensers,
Will be filled someday.
Pez Haiku #147
O wicked Pez room!
I race to your finish line,
But it's never there.
Pez Haiku #148
Monster on the porch!
Oh wait, it's just another
Pez delivery.
Pez Haiku #149
A Pez dispenser
As a Thanksgiving Day float
Would make me grateful
Pez Haiku #150
A new calendar,
Like a new Pez dispenser,
Gives me hope and joy.
Pez Haiku #151
Vaccine is coming
And then I will be going
To Pez conventions.
Pez Haiku #152
Light side or dark
side?
The answer, young Padawan,
Is always Pez side.
Pez
Haiku #153
The summer solstice,
Much like a Pez collection,
Really brings the heat.
Pez
Haiku #154
Pezamania:
A Holiday In(n) Cleveland
For all to enjoy.
Pez Haiku #155 (as seen on Joe's Pezamania 30 swag)
When you flip a Pez
You will always get ahead
And that is no tale.
Pez Haiku #156
Yeah it's a brick
house;
It's mighty mighty, letting
All the candy out.
Pez Haiku #157 (as seen on Joe's IN Crowd 2021 swag)
There's more than
corn in
Indiana. There's also
Us Pez collectors.
Pez Haiku #158
Last Christmas, you
gave
Me your Pez. The very next
Day, put on display.
Pez Haiku #159
Love is in the air
And fruity candy is in
The Pez dispensers.
Pez Haiku #160
This little piggy
Went to the Pez convention
In Cincinnati.
Pez Haiku #161
In a few short weeks,
Ann Arbor's going to be
The Pez place to be.
Pez Haiku #162 (as seen on Joe's MI Pez Con 2022 swag)
"Still running
against
The wind" is how I feel when
I'm hunting for Pez.
Pez Haiku #163
(as seen on Joe's Pezamania 31 swag)
To the Pezmobile,
Let's go! Candy to power,
Dispenser to speed.
Pez Haiku #164
You need nerves of
steel
When hunting for vampires
Or Pez dispensers.
Pez Haiku #165
Stuffing the turkey,
Like loading the dispenser,
Fills what is empty.
Pez Haiku #166
Pez is a lot like
The jelly of the month club:
It keeps on giving.
Pez Haiku #167
Coins, houses, and
lids:
While each of these can be flipped,
None can flip like Pez.
Pez Haiku #168
There's lots of madness
In March, but none as much as
When new Pez is found.
Pez Haiku #169
A ram or a bull:
Either would be great atop
A Pez dispenser.
Pez Haiku #170
A Pez dispenser:
It is much cuter than an
Intrauterine.
Pez Haiku #171
Indiana Jones
Is coming back to the screen,
Though still not to Pez.
Pez Haiku #172 (as seen on Joe's Pezamania 32 swag)
I am a cowboy,
On a plastic
stem I ride.
A Pezhead for life.
Pez Haiku #173
Must collect myself
When an exclusive is dropped
On the Pez website.
Pez Haiku #174
(as seen on Joe's IN Crowd 2023 swag)
I'll never win the
Indy 500, but I
Will kiss the Pez bricks.
Pez Haiku #175
I'll pass on Times
Square;
It's a new year ev'rytime
I'm in my Pez room.
Pez Haiku #176
Travis and Taylor,
Like dispenser and candy,
Are a perfect pair.
Pez Haiku #177
Full Body Bunny,
Easter West or North or South,
Pops out Pez candy.
Pez Haiku #178
(On the Occasion of the April 2024 Solar Eclipse)
When the moon covers
The sun and darkness abounds,
Pez will shine the light.
Pez Haiku #179
My Star Wars display
May not contain vintage Pez,
But it takes me back.
Pez Haiku #180
It's so hot out there
That my Pez dispensers are
Now going sleeveless.
Pez Haiku #181
Alaska kindly:
Juneau where
I can pick up
Some Pez dispensers?
Pez Haiku #182
If there were medals
For collectible delights,
Pez would take the gold.
Pez Haiku #183
I am thankful for
The pals that stand up for me
In my Pez display.