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Pezeater
To the tune of "Maneater"
Copyright 2004 JoePez Publications

She’ll only come out to buy
The brick-shaped, fruity type
Nothing much more, I’ve seen her come round here before
Watching and waiting
She’s hoping for some coming through that big stock door.
She’ll spend with speed and haste,
Just to get that magic taste
The woman is nuts, no chocolate could cure her ill
But that doesn’t matter
Cause to her relief comes in a fruity candy pill.

Oh, oh here she comes
Brick-shaped candy? She’ll chew it up
Oh, oh here she comes
She’s a Pezeater
Oh, oh here she comes
Brick-shaped candy? She’ll chew it up
Oh, oh here she comes
She’s a Pezeater

I wouldn’t deny her Pez,
It’ll get you into a mess
She’ll snap your head, and she wouldn’t even dare to think twice
But that doesn’t matter
Just give her a Pez and man she’ll treat you nice.

Oh, oh here she comes
Brick-shaped candy? She’ll chew it up
Oh, oh here she comes
She’s a Pezeater
Oh, oh here she comes
Brick-shaped candy? She’ll chew it up
Oh, oh here she comes
She’s a Pezeater

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