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Pirate Pez
To the tune of "Private Eyes"
Copyright 2004 JoePez Publications

I log on and then I see
The coolest dispenser in of all history
Oh dude, you’ve got some nerve
Putting that Pez on such a high reserve
But listen to what my mouth says,
I will not be denied

Pirate Pez (ch)
I’m watching you (ch ch)
I’m gonna place highest bid
Pirate Pez (ch)
I’m watching you (ch ch)
Pirate Pez
I’m watching you watching you watching you

You’re painted red, you look so fine,
You’re struttin’ your stuff with US Patent 3.9
And I, I’ll bid till I’m poor
To the victor goes the spoils of this auction war
Hold on tight, I’ll give it my best,
I’m not gonna lose you

Pirate Pez (ch)
I’m watching you (ch ch)
I’m gonna place highest bid
Pirate Pez (ch)
I’m watching you (ch ch)
Pirate Pez
I’m watching you watching you watching you

Why you tempt me with that eye patch,
It’s plain to see that you and I are bound to match
I know things right now are kind of a mess,
But you know I won’t give up, my

Pirate Pez (ch)
I’m watching you (ch ch)
I’m gonna place highest bid
Pirate Pez (ch)
I’m watching you (ch ch)
Pirate Pez
I’m watching you watching you watching you


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