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Enjoy these Valentine's Day treats from the Pezhead Monthly archives! Love
Songs | Pez Poetry
and Almost-Quotes | Interviews
| Pictures and Other Stuff Love Songs | top of page Love Songs, Collection One - This first collection features lyrics to 4 Pez song parodies, but only the choruses. Perhaps one days, I will develop these into full songs... Love Songs, Collection Two - This collection features lyrics to five complete Pez song parodies, includiing a Pezzified version of the Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton hit "Islands in the Stream" Love Songs, Collection Three - Lyrics to three more complete songs comprise this collection, including a song inspired by a classic hit by The Shirelles.
PEZ POETRY Pez Haiku #21 She
loves Pez, she loves After the Love Has Gone February 16th, Ev'ry Pez beside you There's sometimes reappearance. I knew it when I found you And plus, you were on clearance. Pez Haiku #34 I
gave you my heart, I Gave My Love
a Pez I gave my love a Pez, She told me that she
hated I gave my love a Pez, Pez Haiku #159 Love is in the air A+ Plush My eyes went wide,
my face felt flush To CVS I quickly rushed, The same sad song,
it stirred me such, But just as hope was
nearly crushed, Harry There once was a Pezhead
named Harry Gomez There once was a Pezhead
named Gomez, A Dozen Red Roses Roses are red, Roses need water, Roses are red Roses are rosy, Roses are red, Roses are silent, Roses are red Roses in vases, Roses are red The sleeve is for
candy, Roses are red A dozen red roses,
"How
do I love Pez? Let me count the ways." "When
I get that feeling, I need Pezual healing." "If
you love Pez, set it free. If it comes back, it was meant to be." "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life collecting Pez, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." "Shut up, just shut up. You had me at Hello Kitty Pez dispenser."
One Question For, And A Love Song From, The Cherub Pez Dispenser- A burning question is asked of Cherub Pez, and not only does he answer that question, he also serenades us with a song. Five Questions For, And A Love Song From, The Valentine's Day Teddy Bear Pez Dispenser- Teddy Bear Pez answers the Five Questions with grace and style, and then proceeds to give us a Pezzified version of an Elvis classic. (Note: at the time of this interview, this "Love" Bear was the only Teddy Bear Pez dispenser; in 2012, two more Teddy Bear Pez dispensers were added: Hugs and Kisses.)
Dr. Pez Presents: Advice For The Pez Lovelorn- When presented with stories of Pez-related woe, Dr. Pez offers advice as only he can. Pez Dispensers In Love: A Photo Essay- Several photos of various Pez couples, Can you feel the love tonight? Here is the cover image from the February 2012 issue of Pezhead Monthly. (Look carefully for a Pezzified actor credit!)
Here is a Pezzy reimagining of an iconic scene from "Empire Strikes Back."
Here are some Pezzified candy conversation hearts! Near... far... wherever Pez are... Excuse me, ladies... we always dress for dinner here! Roses
are groovy |