Enjoy these Valentine's Day treats from the
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Songs | top of page
Songs, Collection One - This first collection features 4
songs, but only the choruses. Perhaps one days, I will develop these
into full songs...
Songs, Collection Two - This collection features five
complete songs, includiing a Pezzified version of the Kenny
Rogers & Dolly Parton hit "Islands in the Stream"
Songs, Collection Three - Three more complete songs comprise
this collection, including a song inspired by a classic hit by The
Poetry and Almost-Quotes | top of page
Pez Haiku #21
She loves Pez, she loves
Pez not. She loves Pez, she loves
Pez not… She loves Pez!
the Love Has Gone
Be still my beating heart,
That was when I found you
Inside that discount cart.
Pez beside you
the love has gone,
Already had been chosen.
Why did they pass you over,
What made you so imposing?
I didn't see a reject
Looking back at me;
I saw a crystal heart,
Yearning to be free.
There's sometimes reappearance.
I knew it when I found you
And plus, you were on clearance.
Pez Haiku #34
I gave you my heart,
So please don't go breaking it
By selling my Pez.
I Gave My Love a Pez
my love a Pez,
And she just stared at me.
I tried to tell her that it meant
That like Pez she was sweet
told me that she hated
Those candies shaped like bricks,
And if I were to be her man,
I'd better lose them quick.
my love a Pez,
But that was long ago.
She may have been sent from up above,
I guess I'll never know.
do I love Pez? Let me count the ways."
I get that feeling, I need Pezual healing."
you love Pez, set it free. If it comes back, it was meant to be."
Interviews | top of page
One Question For, And A Love Song From, The Cherub Pez Dispenser- A burning question is asked of Cherub Pez, and not only does he answer that question, he also serenades us with a song.
Five Questions For, And A Love Song From, The Valentine's Day Teddy Bear Pez Dispenser- Teddy
Bear Pez answers the Five Questions with grace and style, and then
proceeds to give us a Pezzified version of an Elvis classic. (Note: at
the time of this interview, this "Love" Bear was the only Tedy Bear Pez
dispenser; in 2012, two more Teddy Bear Pez dispensers were added: Hugs
Other Stuff | top of page
Dr. Pez Presents: Advice For The Pez Lovelorn- When presented with stories of Pez-related woe, Dr. Pez offers advice as only he can.
Pez Dispensers In Love: A Photo Essay- Several photos of various Pez couples, Can you feel the love tonight?
Here is the cover image from the February 2012 issue of Pezhead Monthly. (Look carefully for a Pezzified actor credit!)
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