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There is only one week until Pezamania! Day 17 knows what's up.

One Week (Till)
(To the tune of "One Week" by The Barenaked Ladies)
Copyright 2002 JoePez Publications

It''ll be... one week till the Pez convention,
Five days till I truly feel the tension
Four days till I pull out my money,
You best believe I'm gonna spend it, honey
It'll be... eight days till I make my first score,
And it goes without saying that there will be many more
Yesterday, I made me a list,
But it'll still be one week and I must persist.

Display o' the Pez, the Pez display
It's gonna get bigger in just seven days.
Watching online for road conditions,
With big ambitions,
Hope the drive to Cleveland's bitchin',
Like Batman and Robin I'm flamin',
Like Jacko I'm blamin',
Like the show called "Everybody Loves Raymond,"
Like Martin Scorsese I make mad films,
'kay I don't make films,
But if I did they'd have a Pez dispenser
I'll get a tank of gas and drive really fast
And I'll get my registration
A Pez t-shirt I'll wear, handle with care, see you there,
It'll be some jubiliation.
How can I help it if I live and sleep and breathe Pez,
Hangin' on every single word that Pez Inc. says?
I'm the kind of guy who always keeps his Pez filled,
Don't understand what I mean? You soon will.
I have a tendency to wear my heart on my Pez dispenser,
I have a history of spending my cash, it'll be-

One week till the Pez convention,
Five days till I truly feel the tension
Four days till I pull out my money,
You best believe I'm gonna spend it, honey
It'll be... eight days till I make my first score,
And it goes without saying that there will be more
Yesterday, I made me a list,
But it'll still be one week and I must persist.
It'll still be one week and I must persist.
A tilt of a Pez is good for the wrist.

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