Zombie Dispenser
To the tune of "Return to Sender" by Elvis Presley
Copyright 2023 JoePez Publications

Zombie dispenser!
Zombie dispenser!

I got a package in the mailbox,
Whatever could it be?
I opened it and I discovered
A terror staring straight at me.
(Oh dear, it was a)

Zombie dispenser! I can't explain!
Fill with candy, not with brains!
It's really creepy, but also cool
My zombie Pez is the grooviest nightmare fuel

So then I put it on the book case
Right next to Charlie Brown
But then the very next morning,
The Peanuts gang could not be found
(They ran away from)

Zombie dispenser! I can't explain!
Fill with candy, not with brains!
I'm glad to have it on my Pez shelf, and keep it right on its stand
And if you come by and it gives you a scare, I hope you'll understand
(I'll always love my)

Zombie dispenser! I can't explain!
Fill with candy, not with brains!

Zombie dispenser!
Zombie dispenser!
Zombie dispenser!
Zombie dispenser!

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