You’ve Lost My Pez Dispensers
To the tune of "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" as performed by The Righteous Brothers
Copyright 2005 JoePez Publications

You never get the phone when I call you up anymore
And there’s no answer when I stop by and knock on your door
You fill my heart with such sorrow, baby
And baby, did you lose what you borrowed?

You've lost my Pez dispensers
Whoa, my Pez dispensers
You've lost my Pez dispensers
Now they’re gone, gone, gone, wooooooh

Now there’s an empty space right there where they all used to be
And I remember how they never failed to delight me
I should have just been more cautious, baby
Cause baby, now I’m just feeling nauseous

You've lost my Pez dispensers
Whoa, my Pez dispensers
You've lost my Pez dispensers
Now they’re gone, gone, gone, wooooooh

Baby, baby, I’ll cover the next three months’ rent
If you would only return the Pez I lent, yeah
Those are some Pez, some Pez, some Pez you don’t find everyday
So don't, don't, don't, put them out on eBay
Baby, baby, baby, baby
I beg of you please, please, please, please
I need my Pez, I need my Pez
I need my Pez, I need my Pez
So bring ‘em on back, so bring ‘em on back
Bring ‘em on back, so bring ‘em on back

Bring back my Pez dispensers
Whoa, my Pez dispensers
Bring back my Pez dispensers
'Cause they’re gone, gone, gone

And I can't go on, no oh ohh

Bring back my Pez dispensers
Whoa, my Pez dispensers
Bring back my Pez dispensers
'Cause they’re gone, gone, gone

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