The Twelve Pez Conventions
To the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Copyright 2010 JoePez Publications

At the first Pez convention a dealer sold to me
A blue stem Sailor Monkey!

At the second Pez convention a dealer sold to me
Two Crazy Fruits, and
A blue stem Sailor Monkey!

At the third Pez convention a dealer sold to me
Three Maharajas, Two Crazy Fruits, and
A blue stem Sailor Monkey!

At the fourth Pez convention a dealer sold to me
Four Rooster Whistles, Three Maharajas, Two Crazy Fruits, and
A blue stem Sailor Monkey!

At the fifth Pez convention a dealer sold to me
Five Yappy Dogs!
Four Rooster Whistles, Three Maharajas, Two Crazy Fruits, and
A blue stem Sailor Monkey!

At the sixth Pez convention a dealer sold to me
Six Eerie Spectres,
Five Yappy Dogs!
Four Rooster Whistles, Three Maharajas, Two Crazy Fruits, and
A blue stem Sailor Monkey!

At the seventh Pez convention a dealer sold to me
Seven Olive Oyls, Six Eerie Spectres,
Five Yappy Dogs!
Four Rooster Whistles, Three Maharajas, Two Crazy Fruits, and
A blue stem Sailor Monkey!

At the eighth Pez convention a dealer sold to me
Eight Softhead Batmans, Seven Olive Oyls, Six Eerie Spectres,
Five Yappy Dogs!
Four Rooster Whistles, Three Maharajas, Two Crazy Fruits, and
A blue stem Sailor Monkey!

At the ninth Pez convention a dealer sold to me
Nine Wounded Soldiers, Eight Softhead Batmans, Seven Olive Oyls, Six Eerie Spectres,
Five Yappy Dogs!
Four Rooster Whistles, Three Maharajas, Two Crazy Fruits, and
A blue stem Sailor Monkey!

At the tenth Pez convention a dealer sold to me:
Ten full body Santas, Nine Wounded Soldiers,
Eight Softhead Batmans, Seven Olive Oyls, Six Eerie Spectres,
Five Yappy Dogs!
Four Rooster Whistles, Three Maharajas, Two Crazy Fruits, and
A blue stem Sailor Monkey!

At the eleventh Pez convention a dealer sold to me
Eleven Mr. Mystics, Ten full body Santas, Nine Wounded Soldiers,
Eight Softhead Batmans, Seven Olive Oyls, Six Eerie Spectres,
Five Yappy Dogs!
Four Rooster Whistles, Three Maharajas, Two Crazy Fruits, and
A blue stem Sailor Monkey!

At the twelfth Pez convention a dealer sold to me
Twelve Make-a-Faces, Eleven Mr. Mystics, Ten full body Santas, Nine Wounded Soldiers,
Eight Softhead Batmans, Seven Olive Oyls, Six Eerie Spectres,
Five Yappy Dogs!
Four Rooster Whistles, Three Maharajas, Two Crazy Fruits, and
A blue stem Sailor Monkey!

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