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Pez Appeal
To the tune of "Centerfield"
Copyright 2008 JoePez Publications

Well take the blister off the card and set me free today,
I'm born again, and the Pez is gonna flow.
Unwrap the candy I came with, and put it in my sleeve
Anyone's got to believe it's time to roll

Oh, load me up Joe,
I'm ready to press some Pez
Load me up Joe,
I'm ready to press some Pez
Look at me, plain to see Pez appeal

Well I spent some days in a Walgreens haze, hanging out in a bin
You know I took some lumps when so many passed on me.
But you stopped one day and you picked me up, and you tossed me in the cart
Well you know that made my heart just skip a beat

Oh, load me up Joe,
I'm ready to press some Pez
Load me up Joe,
I'm ready to press some Pez
Look at me, plain to see Pez appeal

Got a tilted head, an empty sleeve, and a need to Pez dispense
You know I think it's time to fill me up with fun
Just to push the brick and feel the kick of another Pez release
I need it please, you know that I'm the one.

Oh, load me up Joe,
I'm ready to press some Pez
Load me up Joe,
I'm ready to press some Pez
Look at me, plain to see Pez appeal

Oh, load me up Joe,
I'm ready to press some Pez
Load me up Joe,
I'm ready to press some Pez
Look at me, gotta be Pez appeal

Yeah!


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