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Items on the Shelf
To the tune of "Islands in the Stream" as performed by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers
Copyright 2005 JoePez Publications

Boy Pez:
Baby when I met ya,
You were still on card.
Couldn’t barely breathe,
I bet your life was hard
Till that magic day arrived,
And there was something goin’ on.

Girl Pez:
I was kinda jealous,
Cause you were so free,
Then I heard a ripping
And it happened to me
Now I’m standing next to you
And we got somethin’ goin on.

Boy Pez:
Pez can’t be denied,
It is pure exhilaration
So take us off our cards,
Let us have our liberation
We’ll be displayed here together, aha
We got it made here together, aha

Both:
Items on the shelf,
That is what we are,
Standing by ourselves
How can that be wrong
Be displayed with me,
On these plastic steps,
And go one day to another, aha,
’Cause we’re Pez and like no other, aha.

Girl Pez:
Ev’ryday it seems
That there is more to display
It looks like someone’s getting
Busy on eBay
And I don’t care about the crowd,
As long as I am next to you.

Boy Pez:
Baby, don’t you worry
When the wind does blow,
’Cause we’re secured with tape
And so we’re good to go,
We’ll be standing tall and proud,
As long as I am next to you.

Girl Pez:
Pez is really fine,
It’s an endless fascination
And now that we’re both loose,
There can be no hesitation,
We’ll be displayed here together, aha
We got it made here together, aha

Both:
Items on the shelf,
That is what we are,
Standing by ourselves
How can that be wrong
Be displayed with me,
On these plastic steps,
And go one day to another, aha,
’Cause we’re Pez and like no other, aha.


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