Flea Market Pez
To the tune of "Family Man"
Copyright 2004 JoePez Publications

He had little cash
He had spent most of it on such piles of junk
He heard a little voice,
He knew just perfectly well that it was useless to run

She said “Buy me right now, I’m a flea market Pez
And I’ll look really great on your shelf!”
She said “Buy me right now, I’m a flea market Pez
And you gotta to be good to yourself!”

He turned right around
And he saw her right there on the table display
Many minutes passed,
And he found that he couldn’t even dare look away

She said “Buy me right now, I’m a flea market Pez
And I’ll look really great on your shelf!”
She said “Buy me right now, I’m a flea market Pez
And you gotta to be good to yourself!”

He had just five bucks,
And it was barely enough for him to cover the price,
He had to make a choice,
Should he use it for gas or should he take her advice?

She said “Buy me right now, I’m a flea market Pez
And I’ll look really great on your shelf!”
She said “Buy me right now, I’m a flea market Pez
And you gotta to be good to yourself!”

He sits at his desk,
And he glances at her ev’ry once in a while,
She stands tall and proud,
She had him right from the start with her painted-on smile.

She said “Buy me right now, I’m a flea market Pez
And I’ll look really great on your shelf!”
She said “Buy me right now, I’m a flea market Pez
And you gotta to be good to yourself!”

She said “Buy me right now, I’m a flea market Pez
And I’ll look really great on your shelf!”
She said “Buy me right now, I’m a flea market Pez
And you gotta to be good to yourself!”

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