Bein' Mint On Card
(To the tune of "Suspicious Minds")
Copyright 2007 JoePez Publications

I'm caught on a card,
My life is hard
Because I want to be free baby.

Why can't you tear
This plastic so unfair
And let me stand in your display?

I can't go on forever
Bein' mint on card
And I can't be filled with Pez
Bein' mint on card

So if my value falls,
Would you be so appalled
And have regrets about my freedom?

Here we go again,
Looks like I just can't win.
You can't hear the screams are real, I'm crying

I can't go on forever
Bein' mint on card
And I can't push the Pez out
Bein' mint on card

Oh, let the blister pack
Be taken off of its back
Let's don't cause a world of stress
When honey, you know
I'll dispense Pez for you
Mmm, yeah yeah

I'm caught on a card,
My life is hard
Because I want to be free baby.

Why can't you tear
This plastic so unfair
And let me stand in your display?

I'm caught on a card,
My life is hard
Because I want to be free baby.

Why can't you tear
This plastic so unfair
And let me stand in your display?

I'm caught on a card,
My life is hard
Because I want to be free baby.

Why can't you tear
This plastic so unfair
And let me stand in your display?

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