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Five Questions for Glowing Witch Pez

.Glowing Witch Pez
Glowing Witch Pez will leave you enchanted.

Pezhead Monthly: Glowing Witch Pez, You are one of six new Pez dispensers offered up in the new Glow-in-the-Dark Halloween Pez dispenser set. All eyes are on you and your fellow five dispensers as Halloween approaches. Is all of that pressure overwhelming?

Glowing Witch Pez: Quite the opposite, dearie. It is truly an honor to be the "Pez of the moment." Although there will be the inevitable pining for the old days of … well, last month, when the previous Halloween set was all the rage, I think people will come to appreciate the new wave of holiday dispensers, and welcome us with open arms into their collections. For just like us, the previous set was once the newest one out there too.

PM: That's a good point, Glowing Witch Pez. However, as you know, the previous set of six dispensers were not all released at the same time; the witch, skull, and pumpkin were released first, and then the three ghosts were released separately. Has this one-time release of all six new dispensers caused some tension in the group?

GWP: The only thing I can say is that there is strength in numbers. And frankly, I am beginning to feel uncomfortable. Unless you'd like me to cast a spell on you, I suggest you change the subject.

PM: Um…well, sure. In case I haven't said it yet, you do look positively glowing. What is your beauty secret?

GWP: Why, thank you for noticing. The cold, scientific answer is that it is some kind of chemical that makes me glow. I hope it's not radioactive, because you don't want people to grow extra appendages simply by indulging in a delicious Pez candy. However, I'd like to think that it's not just the chemicals that make me glow, but my warm,

Glowing Witch Pez
When Glowing Witch Pez gets together with her sisters, they're bound to stir up trouble.
positive feeling, with the knowledge that I am able to dispense Pez to kids of all ages. That's really what it's all about.

PM: Very interesting, Glowing Witch Pez. Out of curiosity, could you please elaborate on this 'warm, positive feeling' you mention having?

Don't tease Glowing Witch Pez.
Today's lesson: Don't tease Glowing Witch Pez.

GWP: I warned you, smarmy interview man! Water of ocean, wood of log… You will now become a frog!!!

(Smoke, then an odd silence)

PM: Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit ribbit?

GWP: I accept your apology, and I do apologize myself for losing my temper and casting a spell on you. Unfortunately, I do not know how to reverse this spell. Perhaps a different Pez Witch can be of help. If not, I hear the swamp is nice this time of year.

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