Five Questions for Glowing Witch Pez
Glowing Witch Pez will leave you enchanted.
Monthly: Glowing Witch Pez, You are one
of six new Pez dispensers offered up in the new Glow-in-the-Dark
Halloween Pez dispenser set. All eyes are on you and your
fellow five dispensers as Halloween approaches. Is all
of that pressure overwhelming?
Witch Pez: Quite the opposite, dearie.
It is truly an honor to be the "Pez of the moment."
Although there will be the inevitable pining for the old
well, last month, when the previous Halloween
set was all the rage, I think people will come to appreciate
the new wave of holiday dispensers, and welcome us with
open arms into their collections. For just like us, the
previous set was once the newest one out there too.
That's a good point, Glowing Witch Pez. However, as you know,
the previous set of six dispensers were not all released at
the same time; the witch, skull, and pumpkin were released first,
and then the three ghosts were released separately. Has this
one-time release of all six new dispensers caused some tension
in the group?
with the knowledge that I am able to dispense Pez to kids of all
ages. That's really what it's all about.
The only thing I can say is that there
is strength in numbers. And frankly, I am beginning to
feel uncomfortable. Unless you'd like me to cast a spell
on you, I suggest you change the subject.
well, sure. In case I haven't said it yet, you
do look positively glowing. What is your beauty secret?
Why, thank you for noticing. The cold,
scientific answer is that it is some kind of chemical
that makes me glow. I hope it's not radioactive, because
you don't want people to grow extra appendages simply
by indulging in a delicious Pez candy. However, I'd like
to think that it's not just the chemicals that make me
glow, but my warm,
When Glowing Witch Pez gets together with
her sisters, they're bound to stir up trouble.
Very interesting, Glowing Witch Pez. Out of curiosity, could
you please elaborate on this 'warm, positive feeling' you mention
Today's lesson: Don't tease Glowing Witch Pez.
I warned you, smarmy interview man! Water
of ocean, wood of log
You will now become a frog!!!
then an odd silence)
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit ribbit?
I accept your apology, and I do apologize
myself for losing my temper and casting a spell on you.
Unfortunately, I do not know how to reverse this spell.
Perhaps a different Pez Witch can be of help. If not,
I hear the swamp is nice this time of year.
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