Fred's been everywhere, man, he's been everywhere.

Pezhead Monthly: Fred, thanks for joining us today. Can you share any thoughts after seeing so much more of this world than most people will in their lifetimes? Fred The Traveling Pez Dispenser: Well, I know the song claims that it's a small world after all, but let me tell you, that is not true! I've been to America, Canada, England, Austria, and Australia, and I have flown over many other places, to be sure. With all the frequent flyer miles I've racked up, I'll be able to… um… fly some more, I guess. But to tell you the truth, if I don't see the inside of an airplane again for a while, you won't hear me complain. PM: I can understand that. Backing up a bit, can you explain how you came to be, and why you found yourself in so many different countries? FTTPD: I really owe it all to the outstanding community of Pezheads out there. They truly rock. You see, the fine folks over at

PM: I'd say so, Fred. And coincidentally, your head is a miniature version of the planet Earth. Does that put any pressure on you that Mickey Mouse Pez or a Daffy Duck Pez would not have?

FTTPD: I tell you, it's like the weight of the world is on my shoulders. Ha! I kill me. Actually, I don't even have shoulders, so never mind. But no, there's no pressure because of that. If anything, it is a reminder that, like the vast web of Pezheads out there, I am the world. I am the children. I am the one who make a better day, so let's start giving. And speaking of giving, some other Pez out there are doing the same thing I am, and raising awareness in the process. For example, my cousin Susie, who is a crystal heart, is wrapping up a big tour to raise awareness for breast cancer. Check out her travels at http://www.tpd.zoomshare.com/1.html. Pretty cool, eh?

PM: Pretty cool indeed. Tell us, of all the places you've been to, which have struck you most profoundly?

FTTPD: Well, it'd be easy to say that visiting Kevin Costner's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was the biggie. But I'd have to say that it was indeed an emotional homecoming when I arrived at the birthplace of Pez, in Vienna, Austria. And then I visited the home of Pez USA at the factory in Orange, Connecticut. To see all those familiar faces and all of those magnificent assembly lines… I tell you, it really brought a tear to my eye.

PM: That is truly heartwarming, Fred. Finally, do you have any regrets?

FTTPD: Oh, I've been to LA and Bloomsburg, PA and I've seen Charleston on a yacht. I've made some trails while in Australia and showed 'em what I've got. I've been to NYC and I've seen some things that a Pez ain't supposed to see. I've been to paradise… but I've never been to me.

Want to see some other places Fred has been to? Check out the slideshow here.

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