coming up roses for Stella Skunk Pez.
Monthly: Thanks for joining us, Stella
Skunk. You are part of the new "Over The Hedge"
set, and the first ever skunk to grace a Pez dispenser.
What is your favorite sandwich?
Skunk Pez: Um
well, I don't know.
I guess ham on rye, maybe turkey on whole wheat? The veggie
club isn't so bad, I guess.
Wrongo! It's a peanut butter and smelly sandwich!
Because you're a skunk, get it? Ahahahaha! Okay, seriously,
back to the questions. You'd have thought that with all
its other characters, Warner Brothers would have released
a Pepe le Pew dispenser back in tha day, but alas, they
did not. So here's my question. What did the judge say
when you walked into the courtroom?
Courtroom? Well, I have never been involved
in any legal matters, so I don't know what you are talking
about here. I mean, I...
The judge said "Odor in the court!" Get it?
Because skunks have odor! Oh, man. Somebody stop me! Okay, sorry.
Let me get a hold of myself. Okay, here goes. Stella Skunk Pez,
along with your fellow "Over The Hedge" dispensers,
you have such a unique design, indicating positive signs ahead
for future dispensers. So, let me ask you this: what do you
call a flying skunk?
Well, I really don't--
A smellicopter! Oh, ha ha ha ha ha!!! Oh my god. That
was great. That was just great. Okay
I can see you are
getting a little angry here, although I can't understand why.
So let me get right to the chase- I get the feeling that I've
interviewed you before. But I am having difficulty finding the
right word for this feeling. Can you help?
Well why don't you just tell me, genius?
It was "deja phew!" HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I don't think I can take it anymore! So I think we'd better
wrap this one up. Finally, Stella Skunk Pez, what do you think
Marlon Brando would have said if he had ever met you?
Let me guess
That's it, isn't it? Okay, I think I've had just about enough.
Now it's my turn. What did the wiseguy, pain-in-the-butt interviewer
say when he realized he had asked one too many questions?
Thanks for joining us, Stella Skunk. I
make a phone call. Say, can I borrow your smellular phone?
giggles like a schoolgirl, then suddenly gets sprayed by Stella
(through a barrage of tears, running away in a mad panic,
looking for a tub of tomato juice to dive in) I thought
you were kidding! Oh no! What have you done?!?! Oh my god, no!!!
Yeah, I thought so.
Note: No interviewers or Stella Skunk Pez dispensers were
harmed in the making of this interview. Also, it should be noted
that Stella Skunk Pez does not actually smell like a skunk.
I mean, that would really stink.)
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