Everything's
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Monthly: Thanks for joining us, Stella
Skunk. You are part of the new "Over The Hedge"
set, and the first ever skunk to grace a Pez dispenser.
What is your favorite sandwich?
Stella
Skunk Pez: Um… well, I don't know.
I guess ham on rye, maybe turkey on whole wheat? The veggie
club isn't so bad, I guess.
PM:
Wrongo! It's a peanut butter and smelly sandwich!
Because you're a skunk, get it? Ahahahaha! Okay, seriously,
back to the questions. You'd have thought that with all
its other characters, Warner Brothers would have released
a Pepe le Pew dispenser back in tha day, but alas, they
did not. So here's my question. What did the judge say
when you walked into the courtroom?
SSP:
Courtroom? Well, I have never been involved
in any legal matters, so I don't know what you are talking
about here. I mean, I...
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PM:
The judge said "Odor in the court!" Get it?
Because skunks have odor! Oh, man. Somebody stop me! Okay, sorry.
Let me get a hold of myself. Okay, here goes. Stella Skunk Pez,
along with your fellow "Over The Hedge" dispensers,
you have such a unique design, indicating positive signs ahead
for future dispensers. So, let me ask you this: what do you
call a flying skunk?
SSP:
Well, I really don't--
PM:
A smellicopter! Oh, ha ha ha ha ha!!! Oh my god. That
was great. That was just great. Okay… I can see you are
getting a little angry here, although I can't understand why.
So let me get right to the chase- I get the feeling that I've
interviewed you before. But I am having difficulty finding the
right word for this feeling. Can you help?
SSP:
Well why don't you just tell me, genius?
PM:
It was "deja phew!" HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I don't think I can take it anymore! So I think we'd better
wrap this one up. Finally, Stella Skunk Pez, what do you think
Marlon Brando would have said if he had ever met you?
SSP:
Let me guess… "Stella! STELLA!!!"
That's it, isn't it? Okay, I think I've had just about enough.
Now it's my turn. What did the wiseguy, pain-in-the-butt interviewer
say when he realized he had asked one too many questions?
PM:
Thanks for joining us, Stella Skunk. I… uh… have to
make a phone call. Say, can I borrow your smellular phone?
(Interviewer
giggles like a schoolgirl, then suddenly gets sprayed by Stella
Skunk Pez.)
PM:
(through a barrage of tears, running away in a mad panic,
looking for a tub of tomato juice to dive in) I thought
you were kidding! Oh no! What have you done?!?! Oh my god, no!!!
SSP:
Yeah, I thought so.
(Editor's
Note: No interviewers or Stella Skunk Pez dispensers were
harmed in the making of this interview. Also, it should be noted
that Stella Skunk Pez does not actually smell like a skunk.
I mean, that would really stink.)
