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One Too Many Questions for Stella Skunk Pez

Stella Skunk
Everything's coming up roses for Stella Skunk Pez.

Pezhead Monthly: Thanks for joining us, Stella Skunk. You are part of the new "Over The Hedge" set, and the first ever skunk to grace a Pez dispenser. What is your favorite sandwich?

Stella Skunk Pez: Um… well, I don't know. I guess ham on rye, maybe turkey on whole wheat? The veggie club isn't so bad, I guess.

PM: Wrongo! It's a peanut butter and smelly sandwich! Because you're a skunk, get it? Ahahahaha! Okay, seriously, back to the questions. You'd have thought that with all its other characters, Warner Brothers would have released a Pepe le Pew dispenser back in tha day, but alas, they did not. So here's my question. What did the judge say when you walked into the courtroom?

SSP: Courtroom? Well, I have never been involved in any legal matters, so I don't know what you are talking about here. I mean, I...

PM: The judge said "Odor in the court!" Get it? Because skunks have odor! Oh, man. Somebody stop me! Okay, sorry. Let me get a hold of myself. Okay, here goes. Stella Skunk Pez, along with your fellow "Over The Hedge" dispensers, you have such a unique design, indicating positive signs ahead for future dispensers. So, let me ask you this: what do you call a flying skunk?

SSP: Well, I really don't--

PM: A smellicopter! Oh, ha ha ha ha ha!!! Oh my god. That was great. That was just great. Okay… I can see you are getting a little angry here, although I can't understand why. So let me get right to the chase- I get the feeling that I've interviewed you before. But I am having difficulty finding the right word for this feeling. Can you help?

SSP: Well why don't you just tell me, genius?

PM: It was "deja phew!" HA HA HA HA HA HA! I don't think I can take it anymore! So I think we'd better wrap this one up. Finally, Stella Skunk Pez, what do you think Marlon Brando would have said if he had ever met you?

SSP: Let me guess… "Stella! STELLA!!!" That's it, isn't it? Okay, I think I've had just about enough. Now it's my turn. What did the wiseguy, pain-in-the-butt interviewer say when he realized he had asked one too many questions?

PM: Thanks for joining us, Stella Skunk. I… uh… have to make a phone call. Say, can I borrow your smellular phone?

(Interviewer giggles like a schoolgirl, then suddenly gets sprayed by Stella Skunk Pez.)

PM: (through a barrage of tears, running away in a mad panic, looking for a tub of tomato juice to dive in) I thought you were kidding! Oh no! What have you done?!?! Oh my god, no!!!

SSP: Yeah, I thought so.

(Editor's Note: No interviewers or Stella Skunk Pez dispensers were harmed in the making of this interview. Also, it should be noted that Stella Skunk Pez does not actually smell like a skunk. I mean, that would really stink.)

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