Glowing Skeleton Pez says BOO-ya!

Pezhead Monthly: Glowing Skeleton Pez, thanks for joining us. Is there any truth to the persistent rumor that the person who designed you was a tribal witch doctor who put a curse on you, so that anyone who dared ask you a question would be turned into a baked potato for all of eternity?

Glowing Skeleton Pez: Oh, I should hope not! I am after all a Pez dispenser, ready, willing, and able to dispense fruity goodness to kids of all ages. Halloween is such a wonderful time of year and I look forward to meeting all the boys and girls in their costumes as they come to the door. It will be wonderful. As for your rumor, I'm sorry but I think you've been spending too much time on the Internet. I am a Pez dispenser; no more, no less.

PM: Thank goodness, because you really had me worried there for a minute. It sounds like you are a typical fun lovin', candy dispensin' Pez dispenser. That really warms my heart. Now, on to the rest of the interview. Why is Halloween such a good time to---

[Interviewer assumes the form of a baked potato]

GSP: Oooh, that's unfortunate. Can somebody pass the butter please?

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