Skeleton Pez says BOO-ya!
Monthly: Glowing Skeleton Pez, thanks for
joining us. Is there any truth to the persistent rumor
that the person who designed you was a tribal witch doctor
who put a curse on you, so that anyone who dared ask you
a question would be turned into a baked potato for all
Skeleton Pez: Oh, I should hope not! I
am after all a Pez dispenser, ready, willing, and able
to dispense fruity goodness to kids of all ages. Halloween
is such a wonderful time of year and I look forward to
meeting all the boys and girls in their costumes as they
come to the door. It will be wonderful. As for your rumor,
I'm sorry but I think you've been spending too much time
on the Internet. I am a Pez dispenser; no more, no less.
Thank goodness, because you really had me worried there
for a minute. It sounds like you are a typical fun lovin',
candy dispensin' Pez dispenser. That really warms my heart.
Now, on to the rest of the interview. Why is Halloween
such a good time to---
assumes the form of a baked potato]
Oooh, that's unfortunate. Can somebody pass the butter
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and if you are smart enough NOT to ask a question of Glowing
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