Five Questions for the Psychedelic Flower
its disadvantages. First, there are the disapproving stares you
get from people who
prefer cotton. But more importantly, it makes it awfully hard
to have a spring-loaded mechanism from which to dispense fruity
Pez to kids of all ages. So instead, I am equipped with this zipper
around my neck.
Psychedelic Flower Pez Plush is soft, huggable, and likes
long walks on the beach.
Monthly: Psychedelic Flower Pez Plush,
you have just started hitting the stores in the last month
or so. As a newcomer to the Pez world, why don't you tell
us a little about yourself?
Flower Pez Plush: Well, Pez decided to
bring back some of their vintage dispensers, such as the
elephant, the pony, and of course, yours truly, the psychedelic
flower. Only instead of making them typical dispensers
(as if any Pez dispenser is typical!) they made us into
stuffed animals. Well, stuffed dispensers, I guess. And
man, it feels good to be here!
And it is certainly glad to have you here. What's more,
I do believe that you are the first Pez item interviewed
by this publication who has a zipper. What is the deal
am glad you asked. You see, being made of polyester does
You weave a web of intrigue with your comments, Psychedelic
Flower Pez Plush. What, pray tell, does a zipper have to do
with dispensing Pez?
Well, the bad news is that I do not dispense actual Pez candy.
That is unfortunate, I'll grant you. But the good news is that
I dispense a stuffed likeness of a Pez candy. You just zip me
open, pull it out and there you go. It's like two, two, two
Pez in one. Just remember not to eat the stuffed Pez inside.
It may look tempting, but it is not for eating purposes.
That is a good point to remember. Do you ever feel any separation
anxiety when someone pulls out the stuffed Pez candy, as if
they are ripping out a part of your soul as well?
I won't lie to you, at first it was very hard. I felt dizzy and
lightheaded. Then I remembered that with that stuffed Pez candy
no longer inside me, I actually do weigh less. And it is always
difficult to see people pass around the stuffed Pez candy, and
sometimes even play an impromptu game of Pez plush football. But
in the end, they always put the Pez back inside of me. It's a
luxury that typical Pez dispensers can't afford, unfortunately,
but it does make me feel all warm inside to know that it happens
I can see why, Psychedelic Flower Pez Plush. You seem to be
adjusting well to the Pez life. Do you have any particular complaints
about your lot in life?
Well, I am not one to complain. But without a doubt, my lack
of peripheral vision is a real bummer. Just try to imagine going
through life with only one eyeball on top of your head. It's
really great for counting ceiling tiles or imaging shapes in
the clouds, but not for much else. Still, I am a Pez, and that
is what counts. I may just be a stuffed Pez, but I am the stuff
that dreams are made of. And polyester.
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