Have no fear, because Pez Pajama Pants
has it all covered.
Pajama Pants, thank you for joining us this month. I have
to say that this is the first time I have ever interviewed
a pair of pajamas. Clearly, this marks a milestone not only
for Pezhead Monthly, but also for mankind itself.
What are your thoughts on this historic moment?
Pajama Pants: Well, I'd like to say I share
your enthusiasm, but to be honest I don't see what the big
deal is. After all, I am just a humble pair of men's sleep
pants, trying my best to make it in a world where men's
sleep pants are not afforded the respect they deserve.
beg to differ, Pez Pajama Pants, but I think that you are
given a lot of respect. What makes you feel otherwise?
I may be overreacting, I suppose. But I don't think so. I mean,
yes, I may greatly assist in making a fashion statement, and I may
also provide a means to warmth and comfort in this cold, cold world,
but how am I treated? I'm thrown on the floor first thing in the
morning, left to socialize with the likes of gym socks and bath
towels for the rest of the day. Well pardon me if that doesn't sound
just a little bit ungrateful.
I do see where you are coming from. But I'd like to remind you
that you are no ordinary pair of pajama pants; you are in fact
one of the newest members of the Pez family of products. Doesn't
this make a difference in your day-to-day attitude?
I know I've been venting here, but I must admit that being a Pez
makes all the difference in the world. Knowing that Pezheads intentionally
go to Wal-Mart or eBay to look for me, and wanting me for their
collection or just to hang out with them as they watch late-night
television, that really gives a fellow a purpose in this world.
I am glad to hear that, Pez Pajama Pants. It is true that the
wonder and joy of Pez outweighs any negatives. But how do you
see yourself fitting in with the Pez family as a whole?
all modesty, I think I was destined to be a Pez. Much like the
dispensers, I come in all sorts of sizes for all sorts of people.
Also, I can make a great team with any one of the many Pez t-shirts
out there (Editor's note: check out eBay
to buy some Pez shirts, or check out Pez
Central for a nice photo collection). Lastly, the presence
of so many vintage dispensers in my design, such as Astronaut
Pez, Parrot Pez, and Baseball Mitt Pez, shows that not only do
I walk the Pez, I wear it too.
Thanks again for joining us, Pez Pajama Pants. I can see that
despite some of your initial hang-ups about being a pair of pajama
pants, you are nonetheless proud to be a part of the Pez family.
Do you have any regrets?
I have just a few regrets. First of all, I regret
that I can't dispense fruity goodness to kids of all ages, being
pajama pants and not an actual Pez dispenser. And second, I regret
that I have not been featured in one of those modeling shows.
I think I would be a natural up there on the runway, as I do my
little turn on the catwalk. But one thing I don't regret is being
who I am. I am Pez Pajama Pants, hear me roar!
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