future looks bright for Mystical Crystal Ball Pez.
Monthly: It's an honor to have you joining
us, Mystical Crystal Ball Pez. You used to be an exclusive
on the Pez.com website, and these days are mostly found
at Pez conventions and eBay. How does it feel to be a part
of the Pez family?
Crystal Ball Pez: I knew you were going to
ask me that! No, seriously, I knew it
. Because I can
see the future. The future! But I will answer your
question anyway. It feels pretty good to be me. For one,
I am one of only a select few dispensers that get their
own stand, and join other such as Earth Pez and the crystal
Star Wars and Sesame Street dispensers. That's quite an
honor, and a big help too considering I don't have any feet
and would otherwise topple over.
Now that is interesting. You believe that you would topple
over without your stand, even though you could predict the
future, and perhaps take steps to avoid such tragedy?
I've seen it millions of times in my dreams. Sometimes I wake up
in a cold sweat. That's one thing I am sure I can not avoid, no
matter how many times I see it coming.
I imagine that must be maddening, Mystical Crystal Ball Pez. How
else do your psychic powers come into play?
Well, it's not like I'm going around predicting the future of
anything and everything. It just kind of happens. For instance,
I always know when the Seinfeld Pez episode will be on. Unfortunately,
I can't reach the remote control, and I don't have Tivo, so I'm
pretty much up a creek on that one. Speaking of TV, I'm also deadly
when "Jeopardy!" comes on. It's getting to the point
where other Pez dispensers don't want to watch it with me, because
I'm always shouting out the answers before the contestants do.
Ken Jennings has nothing on me, baby!
That's an amazing gift you have there. Is there ever a case where
your powers can be put to the wrong use?
Oh, certainly. For instance, I pretty much know what stores in the
local area have all the new Pez dispensers. In fact I frequently
have visions of grocery store workers stocking the shelves full
of bags and cards of new Pez. But do I tell my collector about it?
Heck no. I know how much he enjoys the thrill of the hunt, and if
he's really dying to know where they are, he can interact with other
Pezheads on the Web to see if they can help him out. Having me just
tell him where to go would spoil all of his fun. And why would I
want to do that after all he has done for me?
That is truly big of you, Mystical Crystal Ball Pez. Finally,
what are your thoughts on the future of Pez?
Well, I believe that Pez will continue to be an amazing thing
that brings joy and wonder into all kinds of people's lives. I
also see Pez continuing to dispense fruity goodness to kids of
all ages. But to be fair, it doesn't really take a crystal ball
to predict that.
For other Pezhead Monthly trips into the future, be sure to check
out the Pez
Fortune Dispenser and the time that Petey
O'Jay visited a psychic...
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