Three Questions for Mike Wazowski Pez
Mike Wazowski Pez has his eye on you.
Monthly: Mike Wazowski Pez, thanks very
much for joining us. By way of introduction to our readers,
you are one of the new Pixar series of Pez dispensers,
which also includes Buzz Lightyear, Nemo, and your old
buddy Sully from "Monster's Inc." You've certainly
come a long way since your movie came out in 2001. What
are your thoughts on this?
Wazowski Pez: Two
thoughts, man- wow and double wow. One day you are making
a living by scaring children and before you know it, you
are sitting on their shelves as their newest Pez dispenser,
or possibly even their first. I am sure Sully is feeling
the same way. I gotta tell you, sometimes I miss the opportunity
to frighten children. Fortunately there are still plenty
of English nannies, brussel sprouts, and clowns to fill
Well, I see your point. But now that you're a Pez dispenser,
it must be a whole new world. What kinds of wacky adventures
have you gotten yourself into over the past few months?
I'll tell you, dispensing fruity goodness to kids of all
ages is always an adventure for a Pez dispenser. But Sully
Pez and I still make
and sometimes our old habits die hard. For example, we like to
sneak up on Chicken Little Pez and yell "Look out, Colonel
Sanders is coming!" Ah, that never gets old. He scares so
easy anyway. In fact one time he got so scared when we snuck up
on him that he tipped over, causing the rest of the row of Pez
dispensers to tip over. We got some dirty looks after that, but
we are trying to be better.
That is good to hear, Mike Wazowski Pez. At this point I must
remark on your unique design, with the one feature that most
stands out on being the fact that you only have one eye. Have
you noticed this having any effect on your interactions with
other dispensers or with Pez enthusiasts?
Well, at first I got stuff like "What's shakin', Cyclops?"
from other dispensers. It almost hurt my feelings but I soon
realized they meant it in a friendly way, and ever since then
we have gotten along just fine. As for Pez enthusiasts, I have
gotten a pretty warm reception. It's just a guess, but I think
it's because in a sense my one-eye look is a callback to the
days of the classic Psychedelic Eye Pez and Psychedelic Flower
Pez, which both had one eye. I can't think of any other Pez
dispensers with only one eye. In fact
no, there's not
one eye can think of!
note: Although far worse puns have been dispensed in the
past in this publication, and far worse puns have yet to be
dispensed, it's time to put the foot down. Therefore, this interview
has been cancelled due to bad punnery on the part of Mike Wazowski
Pez. But, as long as we are on the topic
Fast Facts About Mike Wazowski Pez:
Marlon Brando Movie: "One-Eyed Jacks"
Favorite type of corrective lens: The monocle
Favorite Queen song: "One Vision"
Favorite X-men Hero: Cyclops
Favorite lyric from Metallica's "Enter Sandman":
"Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight."
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