Five Questions for Lucky Charms Leprechaun
Charms Leprechaun Pez, you are one of the more exclusive Pez
dispensers out there. Along with the Trix Rabbit Pez, the Honey
Nut Cheerios Bee Pez, and Cocoa Puffs Sonny Pez, you bring Pez
to the breakfast table in glorious fashion. Is this exciting
role more of a burden or a pleasure?
Cousin It on
"The Addams Family." And I confess that my Cereal Pez
brother-in-arms, Trix Rabbit Pez, sometimes becomes unruly too.
Silly Rabbit, Pez is for kids.
Lucky Charms Leprechaun Pez knows that
a pot of Pez gold awaits him at the end of the rainbow.
Charms Leprechaun Pez: It's by far a more
of a pleasure than anything else. When little tykes have
their morning doses of sugar commonly known as breakfast
cereal, it's the perfect opportunity to introduce them to
the wonders of Pez. They've already got the sugar buzz going,
so they might as well keep it going with the Pez candy.
Plus, frosted Lucky Charms are magically delicious, and
I'd be hard pressed not to say the same thing about Pez.
It's almost like destiny slapping you on the butt and yelling
Well, you've got a point there, even if
the butt-slapping destiny analogy might be a bit of a
stretch. Being a different size than most other dispensers,
have you four cereal dispensers had to stick together?
Not really, no. Pez dispensers as a whole are a very welcoming
group. They don't care what size you are, as long as you
can dispense fruity goodness and look good on a shelf.
There are exceptions, though. For example, Chewbacca Pez
sometimes has a bit of a "hairer-than-thou"
attitude, kind of like
It's good to hear that overall Pez dispensers
are a friendly group. However, I understand that you had a rough
time early on in your Pez life. Are you comfortable enough to
share this story?
Well, it's been several months, and I'm just now gathering up
the courage to discuss this traumatic event. I ultimately decided
that it needed to be shared with the Pezhead community as a
whole. Basically, here's the story in a nutshell: Someone at
the Lucky Charms factory, be they just plain incompetent or,
dare I suggest, an operative from Skittles or Mini M&M's,
packaged me upside down. No big deal, right? Well, let me tell
you, it was. I sat on that store shelf for a whole week! During
that time all of my Pez blood rushed to my Pez head. I started
having hallucinations, like that one horrible one with rainbow-shaped
marshmallows chasing me around. (Pauses) It was a very hard
time for me. Fortunately, I was soon purchased and set free
from this torment. Even though I may have decreased in resale
value, at least I live a fairly normal life. Well, for a Pez
You know, Lucky Charms Leprechaun Pez,
some Pezheads particularly like to collect factory errors,
where dispensers may be packaged upside down, or with
paint or parts missing. Here's your chance to speak to
them too. What are your thoughts on this?
It does need to be said that anyone who collects Pez is
okay in my book. Really, I don't want to come off as bitter
or hateful. I would simply suggest that if any collectors
out there have upside down Pez, and they don't want to
take them out of the package, they can at least turn the
package upside down for a while, or maybe take them off
of the shelves and let them lay down or take them on a
road trip or something. I only spent a week upside down,
but my heart goes out to all my brothers and sisters who
spend months, years upside down. Hallucinations of rainbow-shaped
marshmallows likely pale in comparison to what those poor
Pez must be going through.
Upside down and down and out: The factory
error-induced trauma of the Lucky Charms Leprecahun Pez.
That was deep. I'm almost moved to tears. But
I will go ahead and ask you one last question: What parting
words of advice can you offer the Pez community?
Never put a Pez dispenser on a rodeo horse, especially a leprechaun
Pez dispenser, and especially an angry, epileptic rodeo horse.
Share your Pez with the less fortunate, the more fortunate,
and everyone in between. And for Pete's sake, stay away from
me Lucky Charms!
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