Five Questions for Hulk Pez
Hulk Pez, what makes you so incredible?
Hulk Pez big and strong, not pushover like Carrot Top
in those long distance commercials. Hulk Pez strike fear
in hearts of men and stomp out evil wherever it may be.
Also, Hulk Pez has impressive stock portfolio.
incredible. Hulk Pez, I'm noticing that, due to the gamma
radiation you've absorbed, you are unable to speak in
complete sentences. Or am I wrong, and are you just trying
to talk like Tarzan?
It is difficult to conduct an interview
with Incredible Hulk Pez, due to his inability to control
his temper and his obvious disdain for photographers.
Pez's attorney gets this a lot. Gamma radiation not present
in Pez candy. Hulk Pez not want to scare children more than
necessary. And Tarzan?! Hulk Pez not see Tarzan on Pez Dispenser!!!!
Tarzan swing from trees, but Tarzan not dispense fruity goodness
to kids of all ages like Hulk Pez, does he?!?!
awkward silence) Well, there's the Tarzan Body Part that attaches
to dispensers, but I can see that's a sore point for you, so
on to the next question. What's it like for a superhero with
unconceivable strength and rage to grace a Pez dispenser?
IHP: Hulk Pez finds
experience very humbling. Allows Hulk Pez to focus wrath, if
just for few seconds, so Pez candy can be given to good people.
However, big head on Hulk Pez leads to high degree of accidental
tipping over. Fortunately Hulk Pez strong and mighty, plus has
good health insurance plan.
Incredible Hulk Pez in simpler times.
What went wrong?
like you've got some stress your life but are dealing
with it as best you can. So, Incredible Hulk Pez, just
how exactly do you maintain that youthful green appearance?
Pez getting distinct impression that interview becoming
patronizing. Hulk Pez angry!!! GRRRRRR!!!
easy big fella. Settle down, please. You don't have to
tear my arms off like you did with that guy from "Rolling
Stone." Out of curiosity, have you ever considered
taking anger management classes?
for outburst. Hulk Pez still reeling from last week's visit
to "Jerry Springer Show", when he discovered girlfriend
Wonder Woman Pez cheating on him with Batman Pez. Hulk Pez hurt
and confused. Pez needs to release She Hulk dispenser pronto!
Hulk Pez needs love too.
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