Pezhead Monthly: Elf Pez, you have been by far the hardest dispenser to find of the new Christmas Pez set this year. What gives?

Elf Pez: I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to Pez collectors everywhere for my "missing in action" status, and to assure everyone that soon I will be easier to find than an old lady at a bingo parlor. Thing is, Santa Pez has got me working overtime, as usual. It's the typical story- he and his friends go out and have a great time with Pez collectors all over the world, and I'm stuck up here in the toy workshop, putting the finishing touches on a He-Man action figure. Where's the justice, I ask you?