Five Questions for Dinosaur Pez Flashlight
Pez Flashlight, you tower over normal sized Pez dispensers.
Do you ever look out at the multitudes of Pez and wonder what
life would be like as one of them?
Dinosaur Pez Flashlight (center),
along with "Mini-Me" (left) and "Mini-Mini-Me"
Pez Flashlight: There are days when I feel
like that, sure. One can only take so many annoying questions
like "Say, buddy, how's the weather up there?"
and "Does your nose bleed at that high an altitude?"
and "Why aren't you playing Pez basketball?"
But I think it's important to reflect on the positive
attributes of being larger than most Pez. I command much
respect, yet I am known in many circles as "the gentle
giant." Sort of like Robert on "Everybody Loves
Raymond." And lest I get too full of myself, there's
even bigger Pez out there, like the Pez bank and the new
Your resemblance to one of the normal-sized Dinosaur Pez
dispensers is uncanny. Have you ever been accused of playing
favorites, and if so, how do you respond?
Well, there's no denying that there's a
special place in my heart for the smaller version of myself.
I like to call him Mini-Me, but that's just because I'm
a big fan of "Austin Powers." We just have more
in common than most other Pez. But really, the day I turn
my back on a fellow Pez is a day I just don't see happening.
Unlike most other Pez, Dinosaur Pez Flashlight, you have the
ability to produce light when you are opened. Do you view this
as a blessing or a curse?
Allow me to shed some light on your question
(bursts into an extended period of laughter). It
truly is illuminating (giggles) to have such ability.
I don't know whose bright idea (snickers) it was
to put this light bulb in my throat, but without it I
think I'd truly be in the dark (guffaws, then abruptly
turns serious). Sorry, I never get tired of those
jokes. Seriously, though, it's an honor to be considered
such a valuable resource should the electricity suddenly
go out or something. I like the fact that I can be used
to find stuff, especially if it means finding other Pez.
Plus, I think it's an interesting metaphor. The light
you emit is much like the candy that comes out of normal
Pez dispensers, in that it represents wonder and possibility,
and that it never fails to brighten someone's day. Pretty
Dinosaur Pez Flashlight sheds some light
on the situation.
Okay, you're getting way over my head here.
Sorry about that. And finally, Dinosaur Pez Flashlight, as the
first interviewed Pez of 2002, what are your hopes for this
I hope that I'm not used for evil purposes this
year, like for burglary or for temporarily blinding someone.
I also hope for those new extended power batteries. But mostly,
I hope that somewhere, somehow, I can be a beacon to all other
Pez (falls over in laughter, then, while on the floor:)
Ha ha ha! A beacon to all other Pez! I kill me.
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