Crystal Crocodile Pez has got nothing to hide. What about
Monthly: Crystal Crocodile Pez, thanks for
joining us. How are things these days?
Crocodile Pez: Not bad, not bad. And let
me tell you, it's great to be here. My cousin, Crazy
Octopus Pez, had a great time speaking with you several
months back. He did tell me that you put him on the spot
by calling into question his craziness, but other than that
he had nothing but glowing things to say about you.
Well thanks very much. Crystal Crocodile Pez, you are the
first ever "crystal" Pez dispenser interviewed
by this publication. What's the most important thing you
can say about being a crystal dispenser?
Well, I do need to
clarify one thing: I am not, in fact, made of crystal. So
if you see me, please don't pull off my head and try to
pawn it for rent money.
In addition to being immoral, it is also rather painful
from my perspective.
That's a good point. I also notice that you bear a strong resemblance
to the Crocodile Pez dispenser. Is that a coincidence?
Funny you should ask. You know that old phrase, "when they
made you, they broke the mold"? Well, that's not quite true
for me, even though I am my own unique being. You see, Pez realized
that re-using the molds for their normal dispensers would mean
a whole new set of Pez dispensers to collect. So my brother, Crocodile
Pez, brought about me, Crystal Crocodile Pez. In turn, I I brought
about Colored Crystal Crocodile Pez. And who knows where we'll
go from there. But not being a "first gen" Pez dispenser
does have its advantages.
Very interesting. Can you elaborate on what some of those advantages
Well, I hate to call up another old phrase, but it is true that
absence makes the heart grow fonder. You see, I try to be humble
about things, but I am after all a specialty dispenser. You won't
find me in stores. Rather, you'll have to pick me up on eBay or
at Pez conventions, or if you're lucky the occasional flea market
or antique mall. And there is always Pez.com.
But because I am not found in stores, it increases my worth, as
well as my self-worth.
I see how that would be the case. Lastly, Crystal Crocodile Pez,
are there any pitfalls that come with being a crystal Pez dispenser?
Well, overall it's a great ride. I get to hang out with my buddies
and I also get to dispense fruity goodness to kids of all ages.
But sometimes it's a little embarrassing knowing that people can
see right through me. Don't get me wrong, I think transparency
is an excellent quality, just not when it comes to my head. When
people look at me sometimes I feel like they can see and know
everything about me, even the flavor of candy that I am about
to dispense. A little mystery is a good thing. But then I relax
and just say to myself, "Self, what have you got to hide?
Let the world see your Pez!" Because that's really what it's
Five Fast Facts About Crystal Crocodile Pez:
country singer: Crystal Gayle
Favorite beverage: Crystal Light
Favorite Beatles song: "I'm Looking Through You"
Favorite comedian: Billy Crystal
Favorite book: "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and
Through the Looking Glass"
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