Jungle Mission Pez dispenser. When you
first came out, was there a bit of a rivalry between the two of
droolin', fool: It's the Cool School Tool Pez dispenser.
Monthly: Cool School Tool Pez, thank you
very much for joining us. You join the Pez family just in
time for the back-to-school season. Does it feel like you're
hitting the ground running or what?
Scool Tool Pez: A little
bit, yes. They pack you up, throw you in the truck, put
you on the shelves, and the next thing you know, kids everywhere
are snatching you up before school starts. It hardly gives
you enough time to socialize with your fellow Pez brothers
and sisters in the store. Still, as I think Clay Aiken would
tell you, it is an honor to be such a sought after item.
it must be, Cool School Tool Pez. The many features that
you offer bring to mind another Pezhead Monthly interview
Oh, heck no. While we do share some similarities,
such as the multitude of features and the ability to dispense
fruity goodness to kids of all ages, we serve quite different
purposes. Jungle Mission Pez is the kind of Pez dispenser you'd
appreciate having if your airplane crashed in the forest and you
were worried about getting lost or were afraid of the dark. I'm
the kind of Pez dispenser you'd appreciate having if the teacher
calls on you and you don't know the answer off the top of your
Ah yes, from what I hear that is a frequent
problem at Pezhead University.
Would you mind explaining to our astute readers the ways in which
you can help out a student in need, besides offering up some Pez
candy, of course?
Gladly! For starters, I come
equipped with a pencil, because sometimes you just have to write
stuff down, and also an eraser, because hey, nobody's perfect.
But it doesn't stop there! I also come equipped with a notepad
and a weekly calendar. You can keep your Palm Pilot and your Outlook
Express, buster, I'm all the scheduler you'll ever need. Plus,
I've got a ruler, because being a Cool School Tool Pez rules!
Lastly, I also can convert temperature and distance, in the event
you are going to a non-American country and you need to get all
Celsius or metric with that. You top that all off with a radical
back pack clip and you're learning in style, buddy.
Wow, I did not realize just how much you can offer
up, Cool School Tool Pez. Do you ever worry that, in this always-on,
24/7 world, you are stretching yourself too thin? There's nothing
more unfortunate than a multitasking Pez dispenser that is in
over its head.
don't worry about me. I've got it all together. I always try to
remember that Pez dispensers have always been multitaskers. While
they are most famously known for dispensing Pez candies, they
also look great on a shelf, and are such unique collectibles that
they never fail to spark up some kind of interesting conversation.
While I'm more in my element in a classroom than on a shelf, I
think the same principle applies.
That's a good way of looking at things. Finally,
Cool School Tool Pez, I wanted to ask you about your unique design.
It appears that you are decorated with various splotches. Can
you please explain what these splotches signify?
Well, I can't give
you a single answer for that. It's kind of like looking at clouds
or those Rorschach ink tests- different people see different things.
I have heard all kinds of theories for the splotches, including
wet dogs shaking off the water, an amoeba having a good cry, and
somebody spilling their Kool-Aid on me. I say as long as they
count on me to spruce up their Pez collection or to pass that
pesky math test, it's all good.
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