Captain America Pez finds "The Scarlet Letter" to be a very troubling novel.

Pezhead Monthly: Thanks for joining us, Captain America Pez. Like the other Marvel Pez that was recently released along with you, Thor, your release coincides with a big summer movie this year. What are your thoughts on being introduced as a member of the Pez family in such a grand fashion?

Captain America Pez: It's a great way to kickstart things, that's for sure. People can pick me up on the way to go see the Captain America movie, and it can make them feel more connected to it. That's what Thor told me, anyway. But you know, as much as I love that dude, he can have a pretty high opinion of himself, so I'd take that with a grain of salt.

PM: Speaking of salt, people won't need to salt their popcorn, or to get popcorn at all for that matter, if they load you up with Pez before bringing you into the theater. How about that?

CAP: Sounds like a plan to me. I mean, I don't want to advocate candy smuggling, but hey, last I checked Pez candy didn't cost 6 dollars a roll. I'm just sayin'.

CAP: Well, it's hard to step out of that shadow sometimes, but as far as shadows go, you could do much worse. Back then, what Pez dispensers lacked in feet they more than made up for in style. The original Thor had a couple of neat stem variations, and the original Captain America had some mask variations too. The newer Thor and I don't have that kind of stuff, and I am fairly sure we'll never be referred to as vintage dispensers, but I think we get by.

PM: Well, I'd say you do more than just get by. There is something pretty remarkable to be said for being a new Pez release, right?