her. But which
witch? I don't want to choose a particular one over another and
cause any hurt feelings. I mean, there's the standard Witch C, the
glow-in-the dark Witch, the 2003 Witch, the 3-piece Witch, and the
Witch regular. And don't even get me started on the Misfit Witches.
all paws for a moment to admire Black Cat Pez.
Monthly: Black Cat Pez, thank you for joining
us. You are the latest Pez dispenser in the Halloween series,
and if I must say so you are very well designed. Is it a
bit intimidating to be joining one of the longest running
and coolest series in the Pez lineup?
Cat Pez: Quite the opposite, sir. Each and
every one of my fellow Halloween dispensers have welcomed
me with open arms, or at least they would have if they had
arms. Even Slimy Sid, who I had heard can be a bit difficult,
was totally cool. I guess the only way it could have been
a smoother was if some other dispensers were released along
with me, such as an updated Frankenstein or Wolfman. After
all, no one likes to go to a party alone.
I see your point indeed. So have you bonded yet with any
of the other Halloween Pez?
Well, not yet, but then again, I've been awfully busy making
appearances all over with Halloween getting closer. I know
you'd think that I'd be a perfect match for Witch Pez, you
know, because I sometimes go on broom rides with
I understand where you are coming from there. Shifting gears,
and I'm not intending to get on your bad side, Black Cat Pez,
but it seems from your furrowed brow that you are angry or frustrated
at something in particular. So what's the deal?
I knew this question would come up eventually. I may look mean
an ornery, but I want to assure all Pezheads out there that I
am ready, willing, and able to dispense fruity goodness to kids
of all ages. It's just that sometimes the little things get to
me. For example, when people drive and talk on the cell phone
at the same time, that really stirs my stew. Same thing when someone
with a cart full of groceries goes in the 15 items or less lane.
Unless they are buying Pez, in which case that's okay. And if
you think about it, have you ever met a cat without some kind
of an attitude?
I suppose I have not, and your point is well taken. Now, I know
that you are part of a Pez dispenser set that celebrates a frightful
holiday. But is there anything in particular that you are afraid
Overall, I'd say no. I always found that there's safety in
numbers, like when kids go out together trick-or-treating,
or when celebrities travel with their entourage. And there
are plenty of other dispensers in the collection I am a part
of, so it's not that scary. That being said, I'd be lying
if my hair didn't stand up the first time I ran into German
Shepherd Pez from the Emergency Heroes set. But I have since
discovered that he loves getting his belly rubbed. What a
That is fascinating to be sure. Finally, Black Cat Pez,
as you make your debut this year, do you have any words
of advice for people new to the hobby?
Cat Pez and fellow feline friend Raven. (and another
picture of the two)
I'm a modest dispenser and all, but I firmly believe that I would
be a great start to any Pez collection. And for the more experienced
collectors out there, get me while I'm hot because come November
I understand that I will be very hard to come by. I know it's
considered bad luck to let a black cat cross your path, but trust
me, I am an exception to that rule. And if you should ever cross
my path, it would be the purrfect opportunity for you to add me
to your collection.
Fast Facts About the Black Cat Pez Dispenser:
song from Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814: Black
Most fear-inducing Led Zeppelin song: Black Dog
Favorite Tennessee Williams play: Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
Favorite method of displaying data: Box-and-whisker plot
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