The Pez Almost-Quote of the Month top of page | cover page

"All the world's a Pez dispenser, and all the men and women merely brick-shaped candy."

Pez Poetry top of page | cover page

On Pez and Winter: A Sonnet

Though Winter's beast exhales its icy breath,
It cannot penetrate this warming glow;
Amid the season of decay and death,
The flower that is Pez does dare to grow.
The grass, so smothered and restrained by snow,
The leaves, divorced from mother trees,
These victims fall and never live to know
The glory of defying Winter's freeze.
But Pez does bring this giant to its knees:
Its permanence exudes from shelf and case;
An antidote to winter's harsh disease,
Its colors melt the whiteness of that place.
O Winter, come with all your might and awe!
For Pez will send you into vernal thaw.

Pez Haiku #4

You'd better not pout,
Cry, or shout; I'm telling you why:
If you do, no Pez.