Spring Loaded: A Message from the Editor top of page | cover page

Due to the beginning of the holiday season and other events, I was unable to devote my full attention to Pezhead Monthly this month. Nonetheless, I hope you will enjoy this abbreviated issue. And really, how could you not, with the inclusion of some Pez Christmas Carols, a Shakespearean Almost-Quote, and an honest-to-goodness sonnet titled "On Pez and Winter" in Pez Poetry?

I shall return next month with a full issue of Pezhead Monthly. I wish everyone a happy holiday season.

Joe Durrant
Editor, Pezhead Monthly
joe@pezheadmonthly.com

Pez Christmas Carols top of page | cover page

When you go a-caroling this holiday season, there's no reason to leave behind your love of Pez. So when someone answers that door, make sure to serenade them with one of these fine Pez holiday tunes.

Rudolph the Pez Collector
(To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")

Rudolph the Pez Collector
Had a very nice display,
And if you ever saw it
You'd know the power of eBay.
Each of his Pez dispensers
Gave his shelf a special touch;
His collection was always growing,
But there never was too much.

Then one frosty winter day, Rudolph's son did say "Daddy, when I come of age Can I give your Pez a stage? Soon Rudolph's Pez dispensers Passed on down the family tree. Rudolph the Pez Collector, You'll go down in Pez-story! Jingle Pez (To the tune of "Jingle Bells") Dashing to the store, In my souped-up Pezmobile, To that Pez display Which has so much appeal (Ho ho ho) I looked through rows and rows, Trying best I can, 'Twas bliss when I did come across A big-head Spiderman.

You'll sound just like an angel when you sing these Pez Christmas carols.

Oh, Jingle Pez, Jingle Pez,
Candy and a toy!
Oh what fun collecting is
For ev'ry girl and boy!

O Pez Display
(To the tune of "O Christmas Tree")

O Pez Display, O Pez Display!
I browse through your selection!
O Pez Display, O Pez Display!
You give my life direction!

I hope there's more upon your racks
Than just those boring refill packs.

O Pez Display, O Pez Display!
You give my life direction!