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Five
Questions for the Dog Pez Magnet top
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Editor's
note: Welcome back, Five Questions Guy. Glowing
Skeleton Pez offers his deepest apologies.
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Dog
Pez Magnet can brighten up the dreariest of refrigerators.
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Pezhead
Monthly: Dog Pez Magnet, thanks for
joining us. You are an unusual member of the Pez family.
What is it like being you?
Dog
Pez Magnet: I'll tell you, I live a
conflicted life. On the one hand I look like a Pez
dispenser, a vintage dispenser, actually, but on the
other hand I don't stand up all that well on a shelf.
Unlike my three-dimensional counterparts, I tend to
fall over if put on a display. So it's kind of like
dressing up for the big game but then just sitting
on the bench for the whole time.
PM:
You make your existence sound rather glum, Dog Pez
Magnet. It can't be that bad, can it?
DPM:
Oh, definitely not. Most days I wouldn't have it any
other way. My Pez brothers and sisters might get to
stand all high and mighty on their shelves, but I
get one of the best places in the house to hang out:
on the fridge. Is your favorite TV show starting?
Better get a cold beverage from the fridge. When is
Bobby's next softball game? Better check that calendar
on the fridge. And where the heck is that coupon for
Miracle Whip? Oh, that's right, it's on the fridge.
So you see, people can't help but see me several times
a day, and each time they are reminded of the wonder
and magic of Pez.
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PM:
Very deep, Dog Pez Magnet, very deep. What do you say to
the persistent rumors that you're stuck up?
DPM:
Well, I haven't heard those rumors, but I'd have to say
that I am a fairly humble and down-to-earth creature. In
fact, I think I--- wait… "stuck up"? You're
poking fun at me because I'm a magnet, and I stick to metal
surfaces, aren't you? Very funny, wise guy.
PM:
My apologies, it was too tempting to pass up. Moving on,
what words of advice can you offer to aspiring members of
the Pez family?
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Three words: diversify, diversify, diversify. The way
I see it, my appeal is three-fold. First, of course,
I am in the shape of a Pez dispenser- so Pezheads can
dig it. But I am also a neat little magnet, so collectors
of kitchen kitsch are interested in me too. And lastly,
I am in the shape of a dog Pez dispenser. So dog lovers,
I've got your number too. I'm telling you, the broader
an appeal you can offer, the better off you'll be.
PM:
You've been a gentleman and a scholar, Dog Pez Magnet.
Finally, in your experience, do the ladies find you
attractive? I bet you're a babe magnet.
DPM:
Well, thanks for the compliment, but really I'm just
like any other… hey, wait a minute, you're doing
it again! "Attractive"? "Babe magnet"?
Why must you insist on polarizing me with these atrocious
magnet puns? I guess I'll never know.
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Dog
Pez Magnet can hold many things. For example, Pez dispensers.
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Pez
Poetry top
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Gertie
There
once was a Pezhead named Gertie
Whose collection became rather dirty
It took her a year
Of blood, sweat, and tears,
But now her Pez sure do look purty.
Pez
Haiku #46
I have
one Pez left,
And yet there are two of us.
Let's cut it in half.
Pez
Almost-Quote of the Month top
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"The
first rule of Pez club: You do not talk about Pez club."
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