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Pezhead Monthly
November 2001

Cover and Table of Contents | Page 2 | Page 3

The Pez Almost-Quote of the Month top of page | cover page

"I regret that I have but one Pez to give for my country."


Five (Rather Quick) Questions for the Pez Clock top of page | cover page

Pezhead Monthly: Pez Clock, what time is it now?

Pez Clock: It's time for Pez, of course! (chuckles)

The Pez Clock
It's about time: you've got to hand it to the Pez clock.


PM: No, I'm serious. What time is it? I'm expecting a phone call.

PC: Well, right now it's 7:10.

PM: Is that AM or PM?

PC: Unfortunately, I can't say.

PM: Well, it's dark outside, so I'd guess PM?

PC: That sounds like a good guess.

PM: Thanks, Pez clock. You're a very unique Pez collectible. What makes you tick?

PC: One AA battery.


Pez Poetry top of page | cover page

Pez Haiku #3

Some Pezheads prefer
"Mint on card," but it's my choice
To pop that blister.

Forty-Three More

There once was a Pez collector named Kevin
Whose collection stood at three thousand eleven,
He stopped by the store,
Finding forty-three more,
And shouting, "Hurrah, this must truly be heaven!"

Pez Haiku #3, Revisited

Though some may keep them
"Mint on card," if you love Pez,
Free, free, set them free.

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