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The
Pez Almost-Quote of the Month top
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"I
regret that I have but one Pez to give for my country."
Five
(Rather Quick) Questions for the Pez Clock
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Pezhead
Monthly:
Pez Clock, what time is it now?
Pez
Clock: It's time for Pez, of course! (chuckles)
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It's about time: you've got to hand
it to the Pez clock.
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PM:
No, I'm serious. What time is it? I'm expecting a
phone call.
PC:
Well, right now it's 7:10.
PM:
Is that AM or PM?
PC:
Unfortunately, I can't say.
PM:
Well, it's dark outside, so I'd guess PM?
PC:
That sounds like a good guess.
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PM:
Thanks, Pez clock. You're a very unique Pez collectible.
What makes you tick?
PC:
One AA battery.
Pez
Poetry
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Pez
Haiku #3
Some
Pezheads prefer
"Mint on card," but it's my choice
To pop that blister.
Forty-Three
More
There
once was a Pez collector named Kevin
Whose collection stood at three thousand eleven,
He stopped by the store,
Finding forty-three more,
And shouting, "Hurrah, this must truly be heaven!"
Pez
Haiku #3, Revisited
Though
some may keep them
"Mint on card," if you love Pez,
Free, free, set them free.
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