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to Pezhead Monthly's October 2004 issue.
has been a hectic month but a good one on the Pez front.
I recently found both the Lion King and Incredibles Pez
sets at trusty ol' Toys R Us. I also came across a neat
little book called the Warman's
Pez Field Guide while shopping at Borders (okay, I admit
it, it was the only reason I went to Borders).
month, Pezhead Monthly serves up some frightening
treats. We have an interview with the Glowing Skeleton Pez
dispenser that, alas, goes horribly wrong. There is also
the trick-or-treatin' return of Petey O'Jay, along with
some Pez Poetry.
final note, Election Day is getting closer and closer here
in the United States. Please take the time to get educated
on the issues and the candidates and VOTE in your
local, state, and presidential elections. Tell them Pezhead
Monthly sent you. And
when they flip you an odd stare, just go ahead and flip
them a Pez. It is your civic duty.
you next month!
Editor, Pezhead Monthly
and a Half Questions for the Glowing Skeleton Pez Dispenser
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Skeleton Pez says BOO-ya!
Monthly: Glowing Skeleton Pez, thanks
for joining us. Is there any truth to the persistent
rumor that the person who designed you was a tribal
witch doctor who put a curse on you, so that anyone
who dared ask you a question would be turned into
a baked potato for all of eternity?
Skeleton Pez: Oh, I should hope not!
I am after all a Pez dispenser, ready, willing, and
able to dispense fruity goodness to kids of all ages.
Halloween is such a wonderful time of year and I look
forward to meeting all the boys and girls in their
costumes as they come to the door. It will be wonderful.
As for your rumor, I'm sorry but I think you've been
spending too much time on the Internet. I am a Pez
dispenser; no more, no less.
Thank goodness, because you really had me worried
there for a minute. It sounds like you are a typical
fun lovin', candy dispensin' Pez dispenser. That really
warms my heart. Now, on to the rest of the interview.
Why is Halloween such a good time to---
assumes the form of a baked potato]
Oooh, that's unfortunate. Can somebody pass the butter
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