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Five
Questions for the Glowing Witch Pez Dispenser
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Glowing Witch Pez will leave you enchanted. |
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Pezhead
Monthly: Glowing Witch Pez, You are
one of six new Pez dispensers offered up in the new
Glow-in-the-Dark Halloween Pez dispenser set. All
eyes are on you and your fellow five dispensers as
Halloween approaches. Is all of that pressure overwhelming?
Glowing
Witch Pez: Quite the opposite, dearie.
It is truly an honor to be the "Pez of the moment."
Although there will be the inevitable pining for the
old days of … well, last month, when the previous
Halloween set was all the rage, I think people will
come to appreciate the new wave of holiday dispensers,
and welcome us with open arms into their collections.
For just like us, the previous set was once the newest
one out there too.
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PM:
That's a good point, Glowing Witch Pez. However, as you
know, the previous set of six dispensers were not all released
at the same time; the witch, skull, and pumpkin were released
first, and then the three ghosts were released separately.
Has this one-time release of all six new dispensers caused
some tension in the group?
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GWP:
The only thing I can say is that there
is strength in numbers. And frankly, I am beginning
to feel uncomfortable. Unless you'd like me to cast
a spell on you, I suggest you change the subject.
PM:
Um…well, sure. In case I haven't said it yet,
you do look positively glowing. What is your beauty
secret?
GWP: Why,
thank you for noticing. The cold, scientific answer
is that it is some kind of chemical that makes me
glow. I hope it's not radioactive, because you don't
want people to grow extra appendages simply by indulging
in a delicious Pez candy. However, I'd like to think
that it's not just the chemicals that make me glow,
but my warm,
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When Glowing Witch Pez gets together
with her sisters, they're bound to stir up trouble. |
positive
feeling, with the knowledge that I am able to dispense Pez
to kids of all ages. That's really what it's all about.
PM:
Very interesting, Glowing Witch Pez. Out of curiosity, could
you please elaborate on this 'warm, positive feeling' you
mention having?
Today's lesson: Don't tease Glowing Witch Pez. |
GWP:
I warned you, smarmy interview man!
Water of ocean, wood of log… You will now
become a frog!!!
(Smoke,
then an odd silence)
PM:
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit ribbit?
GWP: I
accept your apology, and I do apologize myself for
losing my temper and casting a spell on you. Unfortunately,
I do not know how to reverse this spell. Perhaps a
different Pez Witch can be of help. If not, I hear
the swamp is nice this time of year.
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Pez
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And
you know what they call Pezhead Monthly in Paris?
They
don't call it Pezhead Monthly?
No
man, they got the French language. They wouldn't know
what the heck a "Monthly" is.
Then
what do they call it?
They
call it "Pezhead Mensual."
"Pezhead
Mensual!" What do they call Pezhead Monthly's occasional
comic strip, "Petey O'Jay"?
Petey
O'Jay is Petey O'Jay, but they call it "le Petey
O'Jay."
"Le
Petey O'Jay"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a second-rate
Pez wannabe?
I
dunno, I didn't have any Skittles.
Petey
O'Jay top
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This
month's installment of Petey O'Jay finds our troubled hero
inadvertently making the case for better newspaper copy
editors.
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