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Five
Questions for the Pez Racing Car top
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Prepare
for life in the fast lane with the Pez Racing Car.
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Pezhead
Monthly: Pez Racing Car, Thanks for
joining us. I must confess that I've always wanted
to interview you since you were released just over
a year ago. Do you have any idea just how cool you
are?
Pez
Racing Car: Well heck, you're making
me blush right off the bat. If I look cool, I only
have Pez to thank for designing me. The slick Indy
car shape, the rubber tires, the Pez logos... I have
to thank Pez for all of it.
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PM: Now you are just being too modest there,
Pez Racing Car. At some point you need to acknowledge the
cool features that set you apart from all others in the Pez
world. Can you elaborate on your favorite of these features?
PRC:
Well, I must admit that my "pull
and go" feature is kind of neat. I don't think any
other Pez item has that feature. Basically, you just pull
me back a few inches, let me go, and I tear off down the
way. And that is much appreciated, because as you know I
do tend to feel the need... the need for speed.
PM:
How true that is. But let's make it clear that in addition
to all the fancy stuff, you also do the traditional duty
of dispensing Pez. How is that working for you?
PRC:
Quite well, actually. I find myself making more than a few
pit stops to give people the chance to load me up and then
dispense fruity goodness to kids of all ages. They just
press the button and out comes the candy. It's kind of weird,
though, because sometimes the candy just gradually comes
out and other times it flies out from across the room. But
when you're livin' in the danger zone, that comes with the
territory.
PM:
You can say that again. The sport of auto racing is wildly
popular these days. Why do you think this is, and what if
anything does it have to do with Pez?
PRC:
Well I think that racing and Pez is an ideal match. Like
racing, Pez is quite fast paced. How many new dispensers
have come out lately? Way too many to mention, that's for
sure. Also, racing cars are known for going around and around
in circles. This is a lot like the "circle" of
Pez dispensing- you load, then dispense, then load and dispense
again.
PM:
You make a good point there, Pez Racing Car. Finally, what
words of advice can you give to amateur racers as well as
to amateur Pez collectors?
PRC:
Actually, I'd give the exact same advice to both groups
of people: pace yourself, stay on track, don't be afraid
to tear it up every now and then... and most importantly,
make sure that you enjoy the ride! Yeeeeee haw!!
Four Fast Facts About The Pez Racing Car:
Favorite
Song By The Gap Band: "Burn Rubber (Why You Wanna
Hurt Me)"
Favorite Movie: (3-way tie) Days of Thunder,
The Fast and The Furious, and Terms of Endearment
Favorite Cartoon: Speed Racer
Favorite Commercial: That one with the song that
goes "Zoom, zoom, zoom"
Pez
Poetry top
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Pez
Haiku #57
As summer
winds down,
I reflect on the season
And all the new Pez.
Pez
Almost-Quote of the Month top
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"I
do two things well, chewing gum and dispensing Pez. And
I'm all outta gum, so what's it gonna be?"
Presenting
EltonPez top
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A few
weeks ago I learned that there was an Elton John Fantasy
Pez dispenser up for bidding on eBay. I knew right away
that I needed to have this. After a minor bidding war (I
prefer to think of it as a bidding skirmish), I emerged
victorious and won the auction. Within a week, EltonPez
arrived at my door. And as I suspected, Elton and I were
so excited that we decided to do an impromptu duet to celebrate.
(In
order to fully appreciate this song, you may want to play
this music
in the background.)
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Don't
Go Breakin' My Heart (The Pez Remix)
By EltonPez and JoePez
Copyright 2005 JoePez Publications
Don't
go breakin' my heart
I couldn't if I tried
Ah, Honey, I got so restless
Baby, glad you arrived
Don't
go breakin' my heart
I won you off eBay
Ah, Honey, the shippin' was
fast
Ooh, you got here today
Ooh-hoo,
and nobody knows it
But I was a steal
What a sweet deal
Ooh-hoo, and nobody knows it
(Nobody know-whoah)
For twenty-five bucks
It just was my luck
Ooh-hoo.. it just was my luck
So
don't go breakin' my heart
I won't go breakin' your heart
Don't go breakin' my heart
And
thank you for bidding
You know I ain't kidding
And now it's up to us, Babe
Ooh I think we can make it
I'll
look so great on your shelf
I'll put you in the front row
And Baby, when I'm all outta
candy...
I'll fill you up when you're
low
Ooh-hoo,
and nobody knows it
But I was a steal
What a sweet deal
Ooh-hoo, and nobody knows it
(Nobody know-whoah)
For twenty-five bucks
It just was my luck
Ooh-hoo.. it just was my luck
So
don't go breakin' my heart
I won't go breakin' your heart
Don't go breakin' my heart
Ooh-hoo,
and nobody knows it
But I was a steal
What a sweet deal
For twenty-five bucks
It just was my luck
Ooh-hoo.. it just was my luck
So
don't go breakin' my heart
I won't go breakin' your heart
(Don't go breakin' my, don't
go breakin' my)
Don't go breakin' my heart
(Don't
go breakin' my, don't go breakin' my)
I won't go breakin' your heart
Don't go breakin' my heart
(Don't go breakin' my)
I won't go breakin' your heart
Don't go breakin' my heart
(Don't go breakin' my)
I won't go breakin' your heart
Don't go breakin' my heart
(Don't go breakin' my)
I won't go breakin' your heart
Don't go breakin' my heart
(Don't go breakin' my)
I won't go breakin' your heart
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