From
his perch upon the computer monitor, Homer Pez sees
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Pezhead
Monthly:
Right off the bat, Homer, what is the message that
you want to bring to the world as a Pez dispenser?
Homer
Pez: I want to let working people know
that it's important to have fun at work. Whether you're
flipping burgers or working at a nuclear power plant,
fun comes first. Well, technically, safety comes first,
and then fun... Actually, not getting fired would
probably be number two on the list. But fun is definitely
in the top five or ten.
PM:
Truer words were never spoken. Homer, what is
your impression of the American work culture today?
HP:
It's pretty sad. From my perch upon a computer
monitor, I get a daily glimpse of cubicle life. It
seems to be such a drab environment. No doors, no
ceilings, and those weird flourescent lights. Why
can't work be more like it is on the NBC hit comedy
"Just Shoot Me," or at the very least like on those
Mike's Hard Lemonade commercials?
PM:
Interesting points. What would you consider your
greatest accomplishment?
HP:
I'd say holding my ground and fighting the good fight.
Once in a while it gets rough on top of a computer
monitor. The desk gets bumped sometimes, causing me
to fall a good foot and a half, which, you know, is,
like, six times my size. But I've hung in there and
still have all the paint and spring-loaded capability
that I was born with.
PM:
Any regrets?
HP:
Regrets? I've had a few. But then again, too few
to mention.
PM:
I see. Homer Pez, do you have any parting comments
to share with the world out there, maybe something
you think needs desperately to be heard and known?
Any important issues of social justice? Any political
statements? The microphone is yours for one last time;
run with it.
HP:
Doh!
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