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Spring
Loaded: A Message from the Editor top
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No,
your eyes aren't deceiving you. This is in fact the return
of Pezhead Monthly after a 6-month hiatus. What started
out as a few months of off-time due to some personal matters
quickly turned into an extended and severe period of writer's
block and it became harder and harder to return to the newsletter,
helped in no small part by a challenging new job role that
promises even more hectic times in the months ahead.
This
isn't to imply that I am any less of a Pezhead than I was
six months ago. On the contrary, I am more a Pezhead than
ever before. Tons of new dispensers have come out and for
the most part I am all caught up (although as of this date,
the Wal-Mart trucks continue to elude me). Some more are
just on the horizon. Plus I've found two new Pez shirts
and have purchased my registration and hotel room for Pezamania
16, which promises to be the best Pezamania yet. And
of course you'll be able to read all about my experiences
on these pages.
And
now that Pezhead Monthly has returned, I am really
feeling the Pez love. This month's issue includes an update
on two of the big Pez arrivals of the past 6 months: The
Pez MP3 player and a visit from Fred the Traveling Pez Dispenser
(in addition to the interview with Fred in this month's
issue, be sure to check out the slideshow
of some of Fred's travels). Also included in this issue
is the Pez Almost-Quote and some Pez Poetry, featuring three,
count 'em three, Pez haiku.
Speaking
of Pez Poetry, despite the 6-month hiatus, I still am planning
on putting together a Pez Poetry Slam issue this year. I
am thinking September or October will be the issue. And
of course, it is never too early to submit
your Pez Poetry for the big Slam, or for any future
issue for that matter. Look for more details in the coming
months.
So welcome
back to the pages of Pezhead Monthly. I'm looking
forward to resuming my monthly literary and graphic explorations
of all things Pez and I hope you're looking forward to it
as well. As time permits I'd like to make some updates to
the layout and features of the site too, but we'll take
that as it comes.
For
now, though, I will simply leave you with this: See you
next month!
Joe
Durrant
Editor, Pezhead Monthly
joe@pezheadmonthly.com
The
Pez MP3 Player Has Landed top
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When
I heard the buzz on the news and tech sites that an MP3
player in the shape of a Pez dispenser was actually going
to happen, much like a Pez dispenser, I flipped. This was
an outstanding idea, I thought. I quickly headed on over
to PezMP3.com
and, sure enough, it was on its way!
So I
gathered up some money from here and there, and while it
took a little while and I really had to earn that money,
I finally had enough to make the big purchase.
And
when it arrived, I was quite overjoyed. 512 mb, preloaded
with some great
indie music, and most of all it was in the shape of
a Boy Pez Dispenser. Pez and music, two of my favorite things,
were now as one. This was truly an occasion for a Pez Dance
of Joy, or, if you will, a Pez
Jam of Joy.
To
further celebrate this new arrival, I put together the following
little ditty. Sing along, you know you want to.
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Pez
MP3
To the tune of "YMCA" by The Village People
Copyright 2006 JoePez Publications
Young
man, you worked hard at your job,
I said young man, your drive home was so mobbed,
But wait, young man, underneath your doorknob
Is something to make you happy.
Young
man, hurry up to that door
I said young man, pick it up from the floor
You bought something just a few weeks before
And today is its arrival.
Looks
like you finally got your Pez MP3!
Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!
You
can set aside worries and all of that crap,
Just separate that bubble wrap.
Looks
like you finally got your Pez MP3!
Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!
You
can dig the package, you can smile and cheer,
You can dig the hip way it appears.
Young
man, listen, I'll tell you what
I said young man, this case is open and shut,
Just take out your scissors and cut,
Gotta set that Pez player free
Whoah
man, now get a hold of yourself,
I said young man, keep this Pez off your shelf,
Take it with you, cause it plays MP3s,
Plug it in via USB!
Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!
Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!
You
can slide out the feet, slip the battery in,
Power up your way to Pez heaven,
Looks
like you finally got your Pez MP3!
Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!
You
just tilt the head back and you flip the switch on,
Then plug in the phones and you'll be gone
Young
man, there's some preloaded tunes,
But I know you'll be adding more soon,
Just grab up some of your own CDs,
You can rip as much as you please.
Now
then, you've been such a good sport,
So plug in to the USB port,
And just rock out to your Pez MP3
It's 512 megs of sweet
Looks
like you finally got your Pez MP3!
Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!
From
the Pez MP3 to your tender young ears,
You're gonna flip out at what you hear
Looks
like you finally got your Pez MP3!
Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!
You
can turn it way up, you can jam all you need,
You'll have hours of fun indeed.
Looks
like you finally got your Pez MP3!
Looks like you finally got your Pez MP3!
Young
man, you know that this thing is the bomb
It's from PezMP3.com!
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