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Five
Questions, Consisting of Three Questions for the Pez Spaceman
Lunchbox and Two Questions for the Accompanying Pez Spaceman
Thermos top
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The
Pez Spaceman LunchBox and the Pez Spaceman Thermos
make a great team.
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Pezhead
Monthly: Pez Spaceman Lunchbox, thank
you for joining us. You are one of the more unique
licensed Pez items available. What are some of the
joys of being you?
Pez
Spaceman Lunchbox: Well, you know,
it's nice to be able to tag along with people as they
head off to school or work. It makes me feel as if
I am a bigger part of their lives than if I were to
stay at home with the other Pez on the shelf. I actually
get to give something back to my collector, besides
the standard yet wondrous fruity goodness for kids
of all ages that each Pez can give.
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PM:
It sounds like a very fulfilling role you have. However,
being a collectible item, isn't your collector a bit hesitant
to fill you up with food, as this might cause damage to
you?
PSL:
It's an understandable concern, I'll grant
you. You don't want your peanut butter and jelly sandwich
spilling inside your Pez lunchbox. But sometimes you just
have to take your chances, right? Plus, he lines me with
three layers of wax paper and puts each food item in four
or five sheets of plastic wrap. Some would call that anal-retentive,
but I do appreciate his concern for my well-being.
PM:
Are there any other times when having a Pez lunchbox would
be handy?
PSL:
Well, outside of looking really cool on a Pez display shelf,
I can also be used to transport Pez dispensers. That would
be Pez carrying Pez, which in turn carry Pez. Sometimes
it hurts just thinking about it. But, as we are in the midst
of some great Pez conventions, I can be a handy container
for all the new Pez deals to be found there. I can hardly
contain myself at the opportunity to be such a container.
PM:
That's very good to hear, Pez Spaceman Lunchbox. Turning
now to you, Pez Spaceman Thermos, what sorts of wacky adventures
do you find yourself taking part in?
Pez
Spaceman Thermos:
I'll tell you, there's not really too many adventures to be
had. Unlike my companion, there's really no way to safe proof
me from damage done from beverages. I saw a special on the
Discovery Channel a few weeks ago on the damage that grape
juice does to a thermos over time. It is truly heartbreaking.
So I can only assume that my collector buys his beverages
from a vending machine or the cafeteria, or else he just goes
thirsty all the time.
PM:
I see. Do you ever wish you can be a more active part of
your Pez collector's daily life like Pez Spaceman Lunchbox?
PST:
Not really. I like the freedom and the prestige of hanging
out on a shelf with my fellow Pez items. And you can't beat
the air conditioning during these hot months. Also, not
to knock my good friend Pez Spaceman Lunchbox or anything,
but it's kind of scary being trapped in there for the whole
day in the dark. It also can get rather stuffy. When I realized
that I would be freed from that fate, I was quite relieved.
I imagine it's much like the feeling that Pez dispensers
have when they are taken off of their cards. You gotta love
it.
Pez
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Pez
Haiku #54
Popcorn
needs butter
Much like Pez dispensers need
Tasty Pez candy.
At
The Movies
Commercial,
commercial, commercial
Aw, man!
Preview, preview, preview
Can't win!
Preview, preview, preview
Got Pez!
Movie, movie, movie
El Fin.
Pez
Almost-Quote of the Month top
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"Dispense
or dispense not. There is no try."
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