Petey O'Jay top of page | cover page

In this month's strip, our hero learns that fast food does not necessarily apply in the case of Pez.

(Ed. note: One can only hope that Petey comes across the limited edition Jack-in-the-Box Pez dispensers one day…)

Pez Knock-Knock Jokes top of page | cover page

Somebody's knockin', should you let them in? If they arrive with words of Pez, it's practically a crime not to. Enjoy these offerings of Pez Knock-Knock Jokes.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phil
Phil who?
Phil up my dispenser, please!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to comment on my Pez display?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo hoo?
Don't cry, I'm sure we'll find Pez somewhere else.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pat
Pat who?
Patent number 2.9 means you've got a vintage Pez dispenser on your hands.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time, I won the eBay auction for the Betsy Ross Pez.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Innit
Innit who?
Innit great to be a Pezhead?

Pez Almost-Quote of the Month top of page | cover page

"'Tis better to have loaded and dispensed, than never to have loaded at all."