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Rabbit

There once was a Pezhead named Rabbit
Who had an enormous Pez habit.
When Easter came knockin'
He gave away chocolate
But kept all his Pez in the cabinet.

Every April

Every April it is here,
The grand tradition reappears.
Fans line up for miles 'round,
Knowing joy will soon be found.

Parents bring their little tikes,
Teens come riding on their bikes.
Crowds are gathered, cheers are made,
Such sheer elation is displayed.

What's that, you say? It's baseball time?
I had no clue, oh friend of mine.
Is that what you thought this about?
I'm sorry, but your luck is out.

While baseball's quite an awesome thing,
And certainly a rite of Spring,
Alas, it's nowhere near as nice
As Easter Pez on clearance price.

Pez Haiku #75

Spring is here again:
My allergies come out like
Pez from dispensers.

Pez Almost-Quote of the Month top of page | cover page

"Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dispense Pez like you just loaded up."

Pez Almost-Movie Moment top of page | cover page

In this new and soon to be occasional Pezhead Monthly installment, we reimagine popular moments in movies as odes to the wonder and beauty of Pez.

For the debut of the Pez Almost-Movie Moment, Indiana Jones finally discovers the valuable and essential pictoral guide to Pez that is Shawn Peterson's Collector's Guide To Pez.

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