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In this month's installment of the ongoing sage of Petey O'Jay, our noble hero steps up to the plate only to realize that something is afoul...

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Pez Haiku #50

The new Star Wars Pez
Have at last arrived in store.
The Pez force is with us.


It's a Riot

It's a riot when you spy it
On the rack of that big store.
No defense for Pez dispenser,
Cannot help it, just one more.

It's a riot when you buy it,
Drop that cash and take it home.
Rip that plastic, how fantastic,
Hold it up, you're in the zone.

It's a riot to supply it
With that tasty candy treat.
Flip it back, I'll tell you, Jack,
It's a thing that can't be beat.

It's a riot, can't deny it,
How Pez makes you feel that way.
As you'd suspect, a Pez collector
Gets that feeling every day.

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"If you can't stand the Pez, get out of the candy aisle."

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