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Pezhead Monthly
April 2004

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Petey O'Jay top of page | cover page

Petey O'Jay


Pez Poetry top of page | cover page

Pez Haiku #36

Do April showers
Bring May flowers? I hope they
At least bring some Pez.

April Fools

Two years ago I pulled a prank
I took my friend's fish from their tank
When he came home, he got upset-
The tank was empty, floor was wet
He followed the trail down the hall,
And in the sink he found them all.
"Who did this?" he asked, "That's so uncool!"
"It was me," I said, "it's April Fools!"

Last year I raised the stakes a bit,
My victim not expecting it.
I ordered pizzas, fully stacked,
Seventeen to be exact.
They came at once right to his door,
He had to pay and pay some more.
"April Fools!" I said out loud,
"I'll get you back," he quickly vowed.

Then last week I came home late,
The day was long but it was great-
Until I came into that room

And all my Pez was gone, the doom!
"O cruel gods!" I said through tears.
My friends erupted into cheers.
So to them all, I owe my thanks:
I've learned my lesson, no more pranks.


Pez Almost-Quote of the Month top of page | cover page

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled Pez dispensers still in packages, yearning to breathe free."


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