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Five
Questions for the Giant Bart Simpson Pez Dispenser top
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Ed.
note: While Pezhead Monthly is pleased to have scored
this exclusive interview with Giant Bart Simpson Pez, we are
somewhat dismayed at his insistence to only respond to our
questions with the five phrases heard when you tilt back his
head.
He
may look imposing, but Giant Bart Pez is a perfect fit
for the Pez family. |
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Pezhead
Monthly: Giant Bart Pez, as one of
the newest Pez out there I'm sure that you have been
quite busy on the tour circuit, and your appearance
here is greatly appreciated. What would you like to
say to your fellow Pez and to all the collectors out
there?
Giant
Bart Pez: The world is our toy store.
PM:
Well put indeed. Giant Bart Pez, you
are the most recent in the specialized series of "Giant"
Pez, which are 12" tall Pez that dispense entire
rolls of Pez candy with each tilt of the head. Previous
Giant Pez include Clown Pez, Snoopy Pez, Santa Pez,
and your father, Homer Pez. (Ed. note: In his regular
dispenser form, Homer
Pez was the subject of Pezhead Monthly's
"Five Questions" in its debut issue.)
What is the typical response you hear from Pez collectors
when they see a new shipment of Giant Pez arrive at
the store?
GBP:
Hot stuff, coming through!
PM:
Fascinating stuff, to be sure. But Giant Bart Pez,
aren't you worried that as a Giant Pez you'll be perceived
as the "bully" of the Pez family? You tower
over normal Pez dispensers, over special dispensers
like Jungle Mission Pez and Fuzzy Friends, and even
over the Pez Banks! Is there no force able to stop
you from
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taking
over Pez, let alone the world as we know it? Is there no end
to your madness, I ask you?
GBP:
Cool
your jets, man.
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PM:
Sorry about that, I guess I got a little
worked up there. Shame, shame on me for forgetting
that each Pez dispenser provides fruity goodness to
kids of all ages. Please accept my apologies. On an
entirely different note, what are your thoughts on
all of the new dispenser sets scheduled for release
in 2003?
GBP:
Ay Carumba!
PM:
I couldn't agree more, Giant Bart Pez,
and I again thank you for taking the time to talk
with Pezhead Monthly. However, I see you are
looking over my shoulder at the television and seem
quite distracted. Shall I assume that for all intents
and purposes you are done answering questions?
GBP:
Beep beep, clear the couch, it's Krusty
time!
PM:
I'll go ahead and take that as a yes.
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My
how he's grown: Giant Bart Simpson Pez with his regular
Pez counterpart. |
Pez
Poetry top
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Pez
Haiku #22
Colorful
Pez shelf,
Like a river do you wash
Away the dullness.
Command
There's
only one day of the year
That's also a command
Not just a day like all the rest,
But one that does demand.
"What
day is it?" I hear you ask,
"When do the orders start?"
It's closer than you think, my friend,
This wisdom I impart.
So in
my very best attempt
To celebrate this day,
I'll ask you kindly to March 4th
And get more Pez today.
Petey
O'Jay top
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What
does the future hold for our tormented hero? Let's have
a look…
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