Spring Loaded: A Message from the Editor top of page | cover page

Welcome once again to the pages of Pezhead Monthly.

This month has seen many new Pez scores for me. First, I found all of the new Pixar dispensers except one (and Mike Wazowski, you're next). I also picked up a couple of the newer Valentines dispensers with the white stems. Pretty cool. Lastly, as a complete surprise, I stumbled upon a Giant Indianapolis Colt Pez dispenser at a local candy shop. I brought it in to work for a show and tell and it was a big hit (I work only a few blocks away from where the Colts play their home games).

I actually had a chance to sit down with the Giant Indianapolis Colt Pez for this month's five questions segment. By the time you read this, the result of the big game may be over, but the spirit that this Pez dispenser brings to the interview will remain. Also in this issue are some Pez love songs for the romantic Pezhead in all of us. Rounding out the issue is some Pez Poetry and the Pez Almost-Quote.

Thanks very much for reading and I hope you enjoy the game (Go Colts!).

See you next month!

Joe Durrant
Editor, Pezhead Monthly
joe@pezheadmonthly.com

More Pez Love Songs top of page | cover page

A couple of years ago, Pezhead Monthly presented some Pez love songs to celebrate Valentine's Day. This year, the Pez love train keeps on rollin', as the below three songs prove.

You Are Collectible
To the tune of "You Are So Beautiful" by Joe Cocker
Copyright 2007 JoePez Publications

You are collectible
To me
You are collectible
To me
Can't you see

You load me up with wonder,
I load you up with treats.
You are collectible
To me.

You are collectible
To me
Pez indispensable
To me
Can't you see

When I tilt your head back,
Out pops sweet candy.
You are collectible
To me.

You are collectible…
To me…

Join My Pez Display
To the tune of "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin
Copyright 2007 JoePez Publications

Driving to the drug store,
On this old, familiar lane
Parking in the last spot,
In the heavy, pouring rain
Racing to the door, I
Long to finally get inside
Noticing some new Pez,
I fall to my knees and say

Join my Pez display
Join my Pez display

Dancing down the aisle,
Slowly with my newest find,
Eventually arriving
At the checkout counter line
Paying the cashier, then
Racing through the rain outside
People staring at me
As I turn to you and say,

Join my Pez display

Now at last you've got a new home,
Your bag, I'll rip away
No longer will you feel so alone,
And soon I'll hear you say
If only for today,
"I am unafraid."

Join my Pez display
Join my Pez display

There upon the top shelf,
You are very gently placed.
Memories of bad times,
Soon they all will be erased.
Standing next to others,
Looking sharp and feeling great,
Hoping that another
Soon will know this special day, hey hey

Join my Pez display
Join my Pez display
Join my Pez display
Join my Pez display

Will You Load Me Tomorrow
To the tune of "Will You Love Me Tomorrow" by the Shirelles
Copyright 2007 JoePez Publications

Tonight I'm filled with candy
For your Pez needs, I'm handy
Tonight you'll flip me time and time again
But will you load me tomorrow?

Is this eternal popping
Or will the Pez flow be stopping?
Can you assure that I will still dispense?
Will you still load me tomorrow?

Tonight my Pez is tempting
You'll flip me till your thumb is sore
But will my chamber be empty
When this fruitful night is no more?

I'd like to know that your plan
Is to refill me on demand
So tell me now, and I won't ask again
Will you still load me tomorrow?

So tell me now, and I won't ask again
Will you still load me tomorrow?
Will you still load me tomorrow?
Will you still load me tomorrow?

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